It’s time to peel back another layer of insanity as we count down the days until Christmas in the most fucked up way possible. It’s the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! Hard to believe we’re only a week out from The Big Day now, and that means taking a peek behind the 18th door, and hoping the peepshow doesn’t turn into a creepshow…
Oh boy, it’s our friendly neighborhood sabertoothed sodomist Big Scrat. I’ll bet Mr. Rogers never had a neighbor like you on the show…
BIG SCRAT: At least I learned that I’m special just the way I am!
Yes, you are indeed very, very special indeed. So tell us all what Christmas means to a back door squirrel like yourself…
BIG SCRAT: Christmas is all about spending special time with the ones you love! And I plan on showing a lot of love to the ones I love this holiday….
Gee, I can’t imagine who the lucky loved one might be….
BIG SCRAT: Oh Snuggie Wuggie Teddy Bear! It’s your bestest booboo in the world, Big Scrat!
SNUGGLE: Stay away from me you creep! And only Mitzi is allowed to call me Snuggie Wuggie Teddy Bear!
BIG SCRAT: Funny you should mention Mitzi, she lent me her mistletoad to use! I figure it’s good for another kiss or twenty! Get down on your knees and pucker up, Snuggie Wuggie!
SNUGGLE: Dammit, now I know how all those little girls feel around me!
we run like the wind… we saw where da mistle toe is now hahahahaha
Big Scrat definitely wants a different kind of kiss than Mitzi did…
Big Scrat sure seems eager to use that misltetoe
Yeah, he won’t be invited to next year’s party!
Ah!! THERE he is…the critter whose appellate I could not summon up yesterday when I was commenting on Mitzi and Snuggie Wuggie Teddy Bear-kins..
Erm.. ‘appellate” wasn’t the word I was grasping for… I’m going to correct that now. “NAME” will work nicely thanks. Damned cold medicine (OTC of course). Everything is fuzzy…
Did you say “Fuzzy?” He’s got something even better than cold medicine. it won’t help your symptoms, but you won’t notice you’re sick anymore…
Uh, I hope all the other critters are safe, and The Bear, was he able to run away. You should use scissors…
LOL! I think a lot of my critters could use the scissors treatment… and not just to cut the mistletoe.
I think Big Scrat needs a few hours with Mitzi to wilt that holly!
I mean mistletoad….not holly…..!
Ha! Mitzi will be happy to know she coined a new word. I don’t think she’d Big Scrat’s type, but if anyone could turn him around….
It’s always nice to see Snuggle get a taste of his own medicine…
That’s exactly what Big Scrat is hoping for… that Snuggle will taste his medicine….
Turn-abouts are rough sometimes.
You are one sick son of a twist. LOL
I’ve been told that many times…. but with a different five letter word.
It’s funny how Uncle Snuggie can look creepy and perverted or afraid, depending on the scene he’s in. For some reason, the tag hanging off his ear makes this even funnier!
I think his expression is always better when I don’t try for a certain look. I kept moving Snuggle around, and then changing the camera angle, trying to get the shocked/somewhat scared Snuggle always ends up with in the Big Scrat scenes, and didn’t really get it. I think he’s really alive, which is a very frightening thought to have him always lurking behind my back!