The Nest is helping to turn the holiest time of the year into the most utterly messed up time of the year. We’re counting down to Christmas with our Shelf Critter Advent Calendar… and after several weeks of door by door disaster, we’ve finally reached the bottom row in our stolen off the internet and horribly Photoshopped onto the SCT stage hand-crafted calendar! Here it comes, your 19th nervous breakdown….
Oh boy, I’ll bet today is just going to reek of the Christmas spirit. It’s the Shelf’s always pleasant skunk, Rainy. How is your holiday going, ma’am…
RAINY: Awful! Just absolutely awful, thanks for asking.
I’m sorry somebody took a leak in your bowl of Shredded Wheat. If you don’t mind me bothering you with a question…
RAINY: Yes, I do mind you bothering me with a question!
Well, since you’re a part of the SCAC, I’m afraid I need you to tell the readers out there what Christmas means to you.
RAINY: It means dreaming of a wet Christmas….. which NEVER happens here!
But Rainy, doesn’t a white Christmas look so much more magical?
RAINY: No, it doesn’t! And get this ugly fake snow out of my precious rain gauge at once!!!
Sorry Rainy, but everyone thinks it looks cute. And you do want to satisfy The Nest’s loyal audience, right?
RAINY: You want me to satisfy the audience? I’ll give them something to remember my appearance by! It’s time to turn this into a green Christmas!
Careful kids, don’t eat the green snow…