It’s time for The Nest to make your hump day just a little more chaotic with a little help from our Randomator and a very disturbed imagination. That can only happen on our midweek feature Random Image Inspiration! Here are this week’s non-winning lottery numbers…
46, 79, 48, 100
The 46th post in my Reader was this one by Animal Couriers (their first RII hijacking, I believe)
The 79th word in that post is “the”
The 48th word in that post is “Paris”
Putting “the Paris” into Google Images brought this up as the 100th result…
EVIL SQUIRREL: Sigh. Why do I torture myself with this every week? I could be watching Mitzi’s latest Triple X video right now. This picture is about as boring as hell…
ES: Well, since you rudely let yourself into my office… do you have an inspiration from this image that you’d like to share with me so I can get this post over with?
ES: Mr. Fox is going to get angry if you steal his gag. And you don’t want to see that critter when he’s angry…
RAINY: Why can’t it rain on this shelf? It rains everywhere else! It’s raining in that stupid picture you stole from someone’s Instagram account!
ES: Rainy, you do realize that the Shelf is INSIDE, don’t you? I mean, there’s a roof to keep it from raining here!
RAINY: That’s not fair! I have this rain gauge just begging to be filled to the top with precipitation… and you’re telling me I’ll NEVER get to collect rain in it!?!?!?
ES: Sorry dear, but it’s never going to rain in my nest…..
TROLL: Alright, Rainy! I just sabotaged the plumbing again!
ES: You…. what!?!?!
TROLL: You’ll find a monsoon in the kitchen right now!
RAINY: Oh, thank you SO MUCH, Troll!!! You’ve made this skunk SO happy!!!!
TROLL: Aw, that’s sweet of you, babe! But could I have a little tongue….
Rainy runs off to bask in the indoor shower….
TROLL: I guess not. Oh well, that’s my first kiss since I met that 94 year old widow on Tinder, and……. OW!!!!!!
ES: That next $12,000 is coming out of your ass, Troll!!! You better hope that rat’s nest on your head will fetch five figures from Locks of Love!!!!