It’s time for The Nest to make your hump day just a little more chaotic with a little help from our Randomator and a very disturbed imagination. That can only happen on our midweek feature Random Image Inspiration! Here are this week’s non-winning lottery numbers…
46, 79, 48, 100
The 46th post in my Reader was this one by Animal Couriers (their first RII hijacking, I believe)
The 79th word in that post is “the”
The 48th word in that post is “Paris”
Putting “the Paris” into Google Images brought this up as the 100th result…
EVIL SQUIRREL: Sigh. Why do I torture myself with this every week? I could be watching Mitzi’s latest Triple X video right now. This picture is about as boring as hell…
ES: Well, since you rudely let yourself into my office… do you have an inspiration from this image that you’d like to share with me so I can get this post over with?
RAINY: ………………
ES: Mr. Fox is going to get angry if you steal his gag. And you don’t want to see that critter when he’s angry…
RAINY: Why can’t it rain on this shelf? It rains everywhere else! It’s raining in that stupid picture you stole from someone’s Instagram account!
ES: Rainy, you do realize that the Shelf is INSIDE, don’t you? I mean, there’s a roof to keep it from raining here!
RAINY: That’s not fair! I have this rain gauge just begging to be filled to the top with precipitation… and you’re telling me I’ll NEVER get to collect rain in it!?!?!?
ES: Sorry dear, but it’s never going to rain in my nest…..
TROLL: Alright, Rainy! I just sabotaged the plumbing again!
ES: You…. what!?!?!
TROLL: You’ll find a monsoon in the kitchen right now!
RAINY: Oh, thank you SO MUCH, Troll!!! You’ve made this skunk SO happy!!!!
TROLL: Aw, that’s sweet of you, babe! But could I have a little tongue….
Rainy runs off to bask in the indoor shower….
TROLL: I guess not. Oh well, that’s my first kiss since I met that 94 year old widow on Tinder, and……. OW!!!!!!
ES: That next $12,000 is coming out of your ass, Troll!!! You better hope that rat’s nest on your head will fetch five figures from Locks of Love!!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Eek! That’s a downspout you never want to repeat.
Troll will be getting buried in the next kitchen trench of he does that…
And rightfully so!
Another water-related disaster in the house could mean major trouble as in a serious case of SDS (Sudden Death Syndrome) for Rainy and Troll….better get to work with that wrench before YOU KNOW WHO finds out what you’ve been up to!
Pam
With Rainy, I think I’d have to hire a long range sniper. No assassin would want to have to deal with her supply of nerve gas…
Yikes, Rainy’s gaze is a bit intense when seen up close! ES better tread carefully when dashing her dreams of rain.
Someone has already started the rain here. The Weather Channel is describing our outlook as a “storm parade,” which is way less exciting than it sounds since our so-called storms usually consist of gloom, rain and boredom and nothing exciting like lightning or wind. They say even people who love the rain are likely to get sick of it before January is over. And I was sick of it halfway through December!
Rainy looks quite serious and perturbed close up!I guess I would look like that too if I were denied my favorite thing in the world…
We don’t quite have a storm parade going on here, but we’re getting in that pattern of the dreaded winter mix every few days or so. This next one is supposed to start tonight and might end sometime late Friday… with the temperature yo-yoing above and below freezing the whole time. I guess it’s at least more exciting than boring Northwest rain…
I don’t know, I’m not very fond of the wintry mix either. If it does accumulate it’s so wet and yucky. And if it freezes, it gets so icy and treacherous. Not fun. My favorite winter weather is when it’s cold and sunny with frosty mornings, and we haven’t had any of that since November. I’ll be as grumpy as Rainy by the time this gloomy, wet winter is over!
monsoon in the kitchen… our dad was there last night LOL
I’m sure a smashed in skull was worth it for a kiss from Rainy, tongue or no tongue…
The hard to get girls are always the ones most worth impressing…