It’s time to go where no blog has gone before…. wherever that is. It’s the one and only midweek feature that leaves its content up to chance… Random Image Inspiration! One of our helper squirrels at The Nest is going to plug in the Randomator, and hopefully won’t get electrocuted…
47, 90, 9, 20
The 47th post in my Reader was this week’s Share Your World post by Melanie (which I’ll actually answer tomorrow)
The 90th word in that post is “weren’t”
The 9th word in that post is “each”
Putting “weren’t each” into Google Images brought this up as the 20th result…
Awwwwww, how cute!
Who could possibly not have their heart melt by this mother and child pair of bunnies?
ZEEBA: Dafuq is this shit!?!? This crap makes me wanna puke up Mommy’s breastmilk! Where’s Elmer Fudd when you need him? Where’s the BLOOD!?!?!?
SNUGGLE: Did someone ask for blood? I can help! A little rabbit stew will go great with the all-canine dragon balls on Hung Lo’s buffet tonight!
ZEEBA: Fuck yeah!!! Decrapitate them!!! Murderize them!!!! Make them BLEED!!!!!!!!!!
SNUGGLE: Damn, girl! For being such a righteous bitch, I’ll give you the rabbit’s foot for good luck! Now it’s time for a hare cut…
BUSTER: No, I mustn’t let these poor creatures die a gruesome death just for the sake of gratuitous violence!
ZEEBA: Gratuitous violence rules!!!
SNUGGLE: Rabbit stew, possum stew. Eh, it all tastes like boiled cadaver anyway…
ZEEBA: YES!!!! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
MOMMY BUNNY: Oh, my poor child! I’m so sorry you had to witness this deranged behavior of shelf critterdom.
BABY BUNNY: That was fucking COOL!!!!
MOMMY BUNNY: Junior!!!
BABY BUNNY: BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!
SNUGGLE: Gotta teach ’em to appreciate the finer things in life at a young age! That’s why I like to pick up little girls…
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Wow. I’m not certain whether this should be considered a point of pride, or rather a reason for concern… but this was by far one of your most disturbing posts as of yet. Those cute, cuddly bunnies would certainly not have deserved that gruesome treatment… and yet, poor Buster. Like he hasn’t already suffered enough all these years.
I like to blur the line between awwww and ewwww… but even I didn’t have the heart to do in those cute little bunnies. But traumatize them for life? Nothing wrong with that!
Ooh! I think you’ve just created the perfect blog tagline… blurring the line between awwww and ewwww! 🤪
RIP Buster……again, lol.
Buster’s always in the right place at the right time to meet the reaper…
Poor poor Buster. Poor little guy. You know, possums eat ticks. Lots of ticks.
I’m sure possums are good at attracting ticks too, as well as all kinds of other vermin. It’s like free delivery then… the food comes to them.
yep we are with baby bunny that was cool!!!!!
Baby Bunny will not be a Shelf fan for life, much to Mommy Bunny’s dismay…
Nothing like a good dose of blood to start off a day (or finish one). Baby Bunny learned about massacre from the BEST – Zeeba could teach classes – “Mangle, Massacre, Murder 101″…..
Pam
And now Zeeba’s found a new BFF for life! And Baby Bunny will remain her friend for life, or else…..
Zeeba needs professional help.
Just Zeeba? Or maybe the demented mind who came up with all of this…
At the very least, Zeeba.
Snuggle is a pedo?!! Well I’m not sorry that B.S. uses him for a toy of the tension relieving variety now and then! Zeeba? Well some are just born bad to the bone. Too bad they’re also influential…. Good on Buster. May he rest in pieces..
Ha! The episode that introduced Big Scrat and his “knocking on Snuggle’s back door” shtick involved Snuggle getting caught trying to pick up little Tina and going to prison! If it’s creepy, Snuggle does it…
Damn, ES. You’re one deranged squirrel, man! Poor mama bunny…now I really feel bad for having a lucky rabbits foot as a kid.
All those poor bunnies, being bred in bunny mills and dismembered just for lucky charms. It’s almost as sad as the unicorn slaughter house…
Looks like Zeeba has found an apprentice. I’m sure she has a lot to teach! There’s blades, shuriken, morning stars…
I hope Buster is available for all of those practice sessions…
That escalated quickly! Lol!
So many of my features do!
Well, that peaceful, cutesy bunny scene went dark and disturbing quickly! I’m grateful to Buster for being there to take the slaughtering so no bunnies were harmed. Other than mentally and emotionally anyway.