Assume The Position

Well, that’s not quite the sight I was expecting when I came to the park today…

What in the world is up with this squirrel?  Is he trying to hide from the coronavirus?  Does he think those “duck and cover” drills are still a thing thirty years after the Cold War?  Is he just…. ummm…. airing it out after a night of chileh and nuts?

Do you mind if I add something to my secret stash?

Oh.  Well I guess I should have figured you were just burying something in the ground.  Something that you’ll most likely forget the location of within fifteen minutes…

But seriously…. do you really want people seeing you hunched over so far your ass is up in the air like that?

Why? What’s wrong with my posture?

Well…. nothing, I suppose.  But it kinda sends a bad message, don’t you think?  You never know what someone might come along and do….

Yikes! Big Scrat! is that you!?!?!?

Poor little Saturday Squirrel, becoming a predator for more than just the local hawks.  Don’t let this happen to you.  Remember, when you bury your nuts, make sure to cover your butts!

Have a great weekend everyone!


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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22 Responses to Assume The Position

  1. Rivergirl says:

    Bury your nuts, cover your butts.
    There’s a bumper sticker if ever I saw one!

  2. He might have been a SHE and advertising “open for business” ????????? I agree with Rivergirl about the bumper sticker possibilities though!


  3. As cute as this little critter is, this picture is just plain hilarious! Assume the Position, have you seen Robert Wuhl’s HBO series on how wrong our American history is? I love his history classes, they’re hilarious and true no less.

    • Me and TV broke up years ago… but yeah, I do like reading about lost, alternate, and completely wrong history! They have a lot of that in the Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers I like to peruse in my spare time…

  4. mydangblog says:

    Or is that just how squirrels poop? Either way, it’s a very cute series of shots!

  5. draliman says:

    He’s burying his head in the sand and hoping the world will go away. Or become a nut paradise.

  6. Er, predator? I’d say Saturday Squirrel was ripe for the plucking and victim status, but that’s just me. Very endearing shots whatever the word! 😀

  7. Sometimes it’s easy getting caught up in the scent, er moment. The bumper sticker possibilities are endless.

  8. I’m sure he is feeling the breeze. Cute little squirrel.

  9. noelleg44 says:

    I caught one in that position digging in one of my huge flowerpots – where he’s buried an acorn, of course.

  10. He’s doing yoga. I caught my little red dumpster diving recently…and shredding my string clothesline. I think there are more babies coming…

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