Share Your World – Week 69

Thanks to kolytyi for showing me this comic that perfectly demonstrates why we are not the superior species we like to think we are.

It was inevitable that if I stuck with this feature long enough, my Share Your World responses would eventually reach this milestone week.  And what better way to share worlds than with a good old number like 69?  Well, maybe not the two idiots in the comic up there who think the earth’s atmosphere suddenly turned into an unbreathable toxic sludge a couple months ago…

Ah well, onward with Melanie’s SYW questions for this wonderful 69th week!

I guess I won’t be able to reuse this logo…

Do guns protect people or kill people?  Or both?

Guns don’t kill people.  Squirrels kill people…

Yeah, just go ahead and try to put up another squirrelproof birdfeeder, lousy humans!

Is it more important to be respected or liked?

I would much rather be liked.  There is no Respect button at the bottom of my posts…

If there was, I’d be even less popular than this guy…

Is having a big ego a negative or  positive trait?

I paradoxically have both a big ego and am very self depreciating.  Neither, nor any state in between is a negative characteristic to have so long as you don’t take yourself too seriously.  That’s the reason that both egomaniacs and self-loathers get on people’s nerves, because it’s all about THEM…

The unserious guys get all the babes.

Depending on your point of view, is death a new beginning?

Well, it’s certainly the beginning of a permanent weight loss diet that’s guaranteed to work…

Well, if you don’t count the weight of all of the bugs and worms…

It’s …. something positive or uplifting …  Do share!  Thanks!

What week is it?

If you don’t find this positive or uplifting, you may need to readjust your stick…

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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18 Responses to Share Your World – Week 69

  1. you made my day!!! yes I agree for the death… that’s the way to size zero LOL

  2. Ally Bean says:

    The squirrel with a gun seems about right. Pun definitely intended.

  3. O_o I don’t know whether to laugh uncontrollably, perhaps alerting my neighbors (at the requisite 6 feet and beyond) that my cookies have finally slid clear off the mental plate or be shocked. Sixty nine, hmmm? Oh f*ck it BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA!!! 😆 😛 I may steal that logo actually and hoist it next year (if there is one) in honor of the Squirrel and his view of the world. Thanks so much for providing some humor for our extended stay in doors and for Sharing Your World! It’s always a pleasure! 😀

    • As always, it’s my pleasure to entertain. And my shelf critters are happy they get show off their “talents” in SYW since I rarely bother to come up with anymore stories for them. I just checked, and June 9th (6/9) is a Tuesday…. but hey, seems like a good week for you to run Share Your World #69!

  4. I saw that graphic from Csilla on FB…….absolutely hilarious. I’d say it falls in the category of “SAD BUT TRUE”……….:) 🙂

    Pam

  5. Quirky Girl says:

    I would have thought that being respected is more important that being liked… until I read your comment that “There is no Respect button at the bottom of my post.” You have effectively changed my position on this 😛

  6. You’re right. I never thought about it like that. It IS that they are so deadly serious about their craziness. it makes them utter obnoxious to anyone who doesn’t believe exactly the same way. You nailed it! And if one of them runs the county, Oy oy oy.

  7. Only you can take this challenge and turn it upside down on its head. Well done, sir.

  8. draliman says:

    “69, dude!”
    I hear that in the US it’s fairly easy for a squirrel to walk into a shop and purchase a tiny squirrel-sized assault rifle…

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