Share Your World – Week 70

Nothing says you’re the World’s Best Mom like a pretty dandelion.

So, how can The Nest possibly top our Week 69 session of Share Your World?  We can’t.  Nothing’s better than 69, other than maybe 6969… and it’ll take us 133 more years to reach that week.  So, let’s just accept that we’ve peaked and carry on with the next exciting round of questions from Melanie.

Flashback to 2019!

What can you break even if you don’t touch it?

Oh, but it badly, badly needs to be broken…

These stupid ass things go haywire around me.  Since smartphones have become everyone’s personal photo album, I occasionally have one handed to me by someone who seriously thinks I want to look at their shitty pictures of whatever.  As soon as the evil device is handed off to me, the photos disappear, the phone locks up, and the user can’t bring them up again.  It’s too bad I can’t harness this power of mine to turn all such devices into mush and bring everyone back to a much simpler time when people actually looked where they were going and even interacted with one another…

Remember when 2000 seemed like the technologically advanced future rather than the stone age past?

What’s the most useful thing you own?

OK…. that’s, uh, useful.

Flashing back to my SCT series I did two years ago, this wooden message thingie my Mom picked up from some shop God only knows where is by far the most versatile prop in my collection of crapola.  In the Theatre, this has been used as a counter…

A desk…

A door…

A fence…

A podium…

And who knows what else in the multitude of SCT related skits I’ve created for this blog.

What’s The Silliest Reason You’ve Ever Gotten Into A Fight With Someone Over?

If you have conviction in what you’re fighting for, there are never any silly reasons.  And yes, for me to say something that profound means that I couldn’t come up with a real answer for this question…

Ody and Spilly used to fight for no reason at all… and probably enjoyed it.

If You Were A Snake, How Long Would You Want To Be?

SNUGGLE: Ooh, I got this one!!!  Let’s see, I’d be…

CHIP: Hold up!  STOP!!!

SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?

CHIP: I’m not going to stand around here and allow you to desecrate a fine feature like Share Your World with your tasteless and preverted humor!

SNUGGLE: Dude! I was gonna say…

CHIP: I know what you were going to say!  That you’d be a foot long snake, and then you’d gyrate your hips around and run your paw back and forth in front of you groin like this (Chip demonstrates the lewd action)

SNUGGLE: Come on man, I…

CHIP: Then being the creepy sicko you are, you’d no doubt make some tasteless joke about your snake being venomous and needing the poison sucked out of it!

SLIDER: (TWEET!) Alright, that’s enough of this disgusting talk in the Share Your World post!  SYW has a reputation to uphold, you know!

SNUGGLE: But I didn’t…

CHIP: There’s the culprit, Officer Slider!  He needs to be properly punished for introducing his filthy imagination into Share Your World!

SLIDER: The only filthy talk I heard was coming out of your disgusting sewer mouth, mister!

CHIP: What?  But I didn’t….. I mean, I was just explaining what Snuggle would have….. I didn’t actually mean…..

SLIDER: I don’t want to hear your excuses for your lack of common decency!  I’m referring this case to my partner for proper punishment!  Partner!!!

BIG SCRAT: So, you wanna talk about how long your snake is, huh?  Well, I think I’ll give you a real life demonstration of how a long snake hides in a tunnel!

CHIP: No, wait!!!  You’ve got this all wrong!!!  I’m innocent….

SNUGGLE: Ha!  Instant karma’s gonna bite you in the ass like a snake, mofo!!!

SLIDER: I love seeing justice served!

SNUGGLE: Dude, check that out!  Big Scrat found another use for that sign prop!

CHIP: HELP! (OUCH!) MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Gratitude and/or uplifting?   Please share.

Well, this is certainly uplifting….

Like, bimbocorns totally have more funsies!!!

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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21 Responses to Share Your World – Week 70

  1. poor snuggle… but you gave us a good laugh today LOL

  2. And the sign prop makes yet another appearance – that is a most useful item from the prop department at The Shelf. Bimbo Monroe huh? Well, why not – we all know that ANYTHING is possible with the Shelf Critters.

    Pam

  3. Ally Bean says:

    No silly fights? Clearly you need to broaden your horizons so that you can argue about the trivial and mundane. It’s good exercise for the brain. 🤓

    • I’m one of those people who tends to avoid anyone I’m upset with (Quite often for trivial reasons). I generally don’t argue with people for long before I just go away or ignore them. Part of that antisocial attitude I’ve always had, in real life anyway…

  4. What a post, laughing loud here! Lady Mitzi is so beautiful!
    That word “crapola”, I couldn’t find it in a dictionary, but we have a word “krapula” what means hangover.
    Kristiina 🇫🇮

  5. Snuggle can’t get no respect. And Shadow looks completely unhappy by that Happy 2000 sign, his smugness is overpowering, I LOVE HIM!!! lol

  6. Trisha says:

    Poor Chip! I can’t believe he got himself in trouble that way. Uncle Snuggie must be relieved to have Scrat’s attention on someone else for a change.

  7. draliman says:

    And here was me thinking Snuggle was Scrat’s one and only “love”…

  8. Thank you IMMENSELY (no references to snakes implied) Evil Squirrel, for upholding the pristine and virginal nature of Share Your World!! (if you believe that, I have some lovely ocean front property right here in ‘upstate’ Utah to sell you too 😆 ) I’m sure the wonderful Ms. Cee, originator of “Share Your World” never envisioned the places (depths?) I’d take her weekly prompt…. but we’re all here now and it is what it is.

    I have a similar sign of all trades on my own wall, except it reads “Live The Life You Dreamed Of”. Someone is getting rich off those things. 🙄

    I fear for Chip. As is proven scientifically, that much er VOLUME, into that small a space causes explosions. Where’s that possum? Because Chip is cute and the possum is just strange and is used to explosions of the Scrat kind…At least Snuggle got some respite. I’m sure all parts of the weirdo bear I used to admire is thankful (grateful) too!! Do carry on.

    • I have often wondered what the originator of this series would have thought about the way I answer these posts. I was a bit cautious when I first started doing this, but I go all out now that I know you share my weird sense of humor!

  9. Poor Chip…unduly framed…again. 🖼

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