Beware of strangers in the park…
Pssssst!!!!!!!
Hey buddy!!!!
The two-footer!!!
Yeah, down here!!!
C’mere!!!
No, closer! Bend down! I’m a little short, you know…
That’s better!
Would you like to know a secret?
You gotta promise not to tell anyone, though!
Last time I got caught telling secrets, they came and took that notch out of my ear!
No, I’m not telling you who “they” are. That’s too big of a secret!
OK, now remember, this is for your ears only!!!
Lean down a bit closer…….
You’ll never believe this, but……………..
(whispers in my ear)
I’m fucking adorable!
Now, how was that for a secret?
What do you mean everyone already knew that!
Shit, I wasn’t the one who blabbed it! Seriously, I swear!!!!
Oh crap! I guess I’ll get a notch taken out of my other ear now….
OK, OK! I’ve got one more secret to tell before they find me!
It’s just a little something between us Saturday Squirrels…..
C’mon! Bend over again! I can’t risk anyone overhearing this one……
(whispers in my ear again)
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Well risking another notch is quite a sacrifice for that little guy but he’s obviously wanting to make sure everyone knows he’s wishing us a good weekend! Now that’s MY kind of squirrel!
Pam
He’s definitely got his ear to the grapevine on what’s going on…. well, at least until his ears get so full of notches that he’ll have to start reading lips to get his secrets.
I love this post with it’s tiny secrets.
Have a great weekend!
Thank you! But please keep this squirrel’s secret a secret!
Oh, my lips are sealed.
You do know that secrets can get you in a world of trouble, right?
And what squirrel is afraid of a world of trouble?
Good point. They do tend to push the envelope on naughty.
Awwwwww. This is definitely where all the cool squirrels hang out.
The cool squirrels know all of the good secrets…
Indeed, fucking adorable!🐿
Fucking A!
It’s not a secret anymore–he really IS adorable!
It’s the worst kept secret in the world!
😂
What a friendly squirrel. And he’s risking his ears too!
Let’s see how brave he is when he runs out of ears and they start notching his nuts…
Have a good weekend. 🙂
Thanks!
Will there be a tell all book in the near future…?
Maybe. If the book advance is enough to offset all of the ear notches he’ll earn from “them” for spilling more secrets…
Yes he is indeed effing adorable. Now I want to know how you got that weensy sized font? I bet it involves some kind of complex text coding and/or that new *shudder gag* editor thingie doesn’t it?
Take care Squirrely and have a great weekend yourself!
That’s a classic editor trick. The drop down menu where it says “Paragraph” has several different text size options you can pick. Now that I’ve spilled that secret, WordPress will send the Happiness Engineers out to notch my ears…
Awww, he is adorable, and very sweet to risk another ear notch to wish us all a happy Saturday! The ear notcher of my area must have either died or moved away because I don’t see ear notches much anymore. There are several squirrels missing the end of their tails though, so we have a tail thief of some kind around.
You have a rough gang of squirrels in your hood! Ears, tails…. next they’ll be chopping off nuts! Ouch!
You got real close and personal with that cutie!