Secret Squirrel

Beware of strangers in the park…

Pssssst!!!!!!!

Hey buddy!!!!

The two-footer!!!

Yeah, down here!!!

C’mere!!!

No, closer!  Bend down!  I’m a little short, you know…

That’s better!

Would you like to know a secret?

You gotta promise not to tell anyone, though!

Last time I got caught telling secrets, they came and took that notch out of my ear!

No, I’m not telling you who “they” are.  That’s too big of a secret!

OK, now remember, this is for your ears only!!!

Lean down a bit closer…….

You’ll never believe this, but……………..

(whispers in my ear)

I’m fucking adorable!

Now, how was that for a secret?

What do you mean everyone already knew that!

Shit, I wasn’t the one who blabbed it!  Seriously, I swear!!!!

Oh crap!  I guess I’ll get a notch taken out of my other ear now….

OK, OK!  I’ve got one more secret to tell before they find me!

It’s just a little something between us Saturday Squirrels…..

C’mon!  Bend over again!  I can’t risk anyone overhearing this one……

(whispers in my ear again)

Have a great weekend, everyone!

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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26 Responses to Secret Squirrel

  1. Well risking another notch is quite a sacrifice for that little guy but he’s obviously wanting to make sure everyone knows he’s wishing us a good weekend! Now that’s MY kind of squirrel!

    Pam

    • He’s definitely got his ear to the grapevine on what’s going on…. well, at least until his ears get so full of notches that he’ll have to start reading lips to get his secrets.

  2. I love this post with it’s tiny secrets.
    Have a great weekend!

  3. You do know that secrets can get you in a world of trouble, right?

  4. Awwwwww. This is definitely where all the cool squirrels hang out.

  5. Indeed, fucking adorable!🐿

  6. mydangblog says:

    It’s not a secret anymore–he really IS adorable!

  7. draliman says:

    What a friendly squirrel. And he’s risking his ears too!

  8. Have a good weekend. 🙂

  9. Rivergirl says:

    Will there be a tell all book in the near future…?

  10. Yes he is indeed effing adorable. Now I want to know how you got that weensy sized font? I bet it involves some kind of complex text coding and/or that new *shudder gag* editor thingie doesn’t it? O_o Take care Squirrely and have a great weekend yourself!

    • That’s a classic editor trick. The drop down menu where it says “Paragraph” has several different text size options you can pick. Now that I’ve spilled that secret, WordPress will send the Happiness Engineers out to notch my ears…

  11. Trisha says:

    Awww, he is adorable, and very sweet to risk another ear notch to wish us all a happy Saturday! The ear notcher of my area must have either died or moved away because I don’t see ear notches much anymore. There are several squirrels missing the end of their tails though, so we have a tail thief of some kind around.

  12. You got real close and personal with that cutie!

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