Yeah, down here!!!
Would you like to know a secret?
You gotta promise not to tell anyone, though!
Last time I got caught telling secrets, they came and took that notch out of my ear!
No, I’m not telling you who “they” are. That’s too big of a secret!
OK, now remember, this is for your ears only!!!
Lean down a bit closer…….
You’ll never believe this, but……………..
(whispers in my ear)
I’m fucking adorable!
Now, how was that for a secret?
What do you mean everyone already knew that!
Shit, I wasn’t the one who blabbed it! Seriously, I swear!!!!
Oh crap! I guess I’ll get a notch taken out of my other ear now….
OK, OK! I’ve got one more secret to tell before they find me!
It’s just a little something between us Saturday Squirrels…..
C’mon! Bend over again! I can’t risk anyone overhearing this one……
(whispers in my ear again)