It’s time for another retro visit to the park to perv on all of the squirrels! Our 17th trip takes us back to last July, and the second straight year I went looking for squirrels in the middle of the July heat. These pics were all shot on Thursday July 11, 2019… and it must’ve been a scorcher of a year, because many of the squirrels in these pics are rocking some pretty tight crew cuts! Or maybe they were in the Marines, who knows?
I’ll never get tired of seeing a cute squirrel like this from the side…
Or…. um…. a squirrel from this side. #SquirrelPervert
Look at the weird eye on this squirrel! He’s either a zombie or he’s stoned…
Yep, his other eye is just as tripped out…
I beg your pardon! Maybe you made your nest out of poison ivy…
Don’t give me that disgusted sideways look! What did I ever do to you?
Rainbow tail! At least the shape…
Of course you can! Please look cute for me and my camera!
Yeah! That’s perfect! Here, let me take a shot….
Well, I’ve never seen such a rude squirrel! Do you talk like that to your mother?
Well, you look excited to see me!
Whatever…. I hope you get bird poop in your teeth.
Actually, yes. It looks quite rubbable.
Hmph! I’m going to find a cute squirrel. Like, maybe……….. this one!
Well, that’s a squirrel of a different color!
No no no!!! I’ve just never seen such a light colored squirrel before, and I think you’re quite handsome!
So is it true that blondes have more fun?
Geez, I can’t even have an intelligent conversation with a pretty khaki colored qsuirrel!
No, I want one more good picture of you since I may never see another squirrel like you again!
Sorry pal, but park rules and all that. Good day!
I was hoping to find this blonde squirrel again on a future visit, but despite going twice more later in the year, I didn’t stumble upon him again…
Impossible. Nobody else in the park pays you guys any attention at all…. other than the dogs.
I’m getting hot and tired. I think I’ll lay down like this squirrel…
Alright, I’m done for this trip! I’ll have another one to document next week….