Rinse Wash Repeat

a box full of junk

It’s the feature on The Nest that is about as random as it appears on my blog.  Let’s set all circuits to “who knows” and create a post from the whimsical beauty that is Random Image Inspiration!  The Randomator must have been feeling neglected and wanted attention, because it accomplished something today that it never has before in the history of RII…

18, 87, 47, 35

The 18th post in my Reader was this one by River Girl.

The 87th word in that post (wrapping back to the beginning) is “and”

The 47th word in that post is……… “and”!!!

Yep, Google gets to think I’m a stuttering dumbass today, as for the first time, I’ll have to enter a double word to get this week’s image!

Putting “and and” into Google Images brought this up as the 35th result…

Is your hair feeling flat and lifeless?  Want to bring back that volume that will get you noticed and be the envy of all your friends?  Well, Double Down Products, Inc. Inc. has the solution to cure your boring hair!  Introducing And And Shampoo®!  The makers of If If Cosmetics and But But Powder have come up with this revolutionary formula that will make your hair do amazing things!  But don’t take our word for it, just check out some of these testimonials from real And And Shampoo® customers!

“My grandma always thought my short hair was cute, and would style it for me like it was the 1950’s and I was accompanying her to bingo night.  Well, not anymore Nana!  Just a week of using And And Shampoo® has left me with long beautiful hair that tickles the backs of my knees!  Thanks to And And Shampoo® I was able to land a role in our school play as Cousin Itt, and I’m now dating a hunky werewolf!  Ah-oooooo!!!”

Lupa Locklsey – And And Shampoo® user since September 2020

I can’t believe I used to leave the house with my embarrassingly drab, straight hair.  I was lucky to have a friend intervene and introduce me to an amazing product called And And Shampoo®.  Just a few treatments of And And Shampoo® set my hair free in ways only an open light socket could before!  Now I can’t walk down the street without the guys wanting to run their fingers through my luxurious, full head of hair… and maybe pull out a nesting robin or two!  The only drawback to my new And And Shampoo® hairstyle is that I can no longer walk into a phone booth, but who uses those anymore?

Haley Hairnet – And And Shampoo® user since last Thursday

As a fashion model, my hair absolutely MUST draw attention.  After going through a bad hair year where my modeling agency was about ready to reassign me to showing off adult diapers, my agent recommended I try And And Shampoo®.  I was skeptical it could do anything for my skinny hair, but after applying And And Shampoo® for the first time in the shower, I found that my hair was now so full that I no longer needed to wipe down the tile for mildew!  Better yet, thanks to And And Shampoo®, I’m now the new mascot for Brillo scouring pads!  Thanks, And And Shampoo®, for saving my career!

Hannah Hairball – And And Shampoo® user since 1999

And And And Shampoo® is not just for the girls!

Like everyone else in my trailer park, I was sportin’ a suave and sophisticated mullet that kept my doublewide a’rockin’ every night!  Then I burned off half the hair on my scalp in a possum cookin’ accident.  Lucky for me, while I was showerin’ with my cousin, she reckermended I try And And Shampoo®… and by golly, lookit my mane now!!!  Thanks to And And Shampoo®, now I can charm the Daisy Dukes off a lot lizard and git all the gals at my fam’ly reunion all hot and bothered!  I even got swarmed by some of them thar PETA chicks who thought I was wearin’ a live poodle on my head!  The only downside to my life after And And Shampoo® is that now I hafta spend a fortune on Viagra®!

Billy Joe Bob Bumpkin – And And Shampoo® user since the cows came home

So, why haven’t you ordered your bottle of And And Shampoo® yet?  Make your hair the first thing everyone notices!  Use And And Shampoo® and make your locks larger than life!

And And Shampoo® worked for me! – Troll, user since…. wait, he never washes his hair!


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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17 Responses to Rinse Wash Repeat

  1. uiii that’s not cheap… but I have it on my wishlist for satan ;O)))

  2. HAHAHAHA……I giggled all the way through this one. As someone who has lost about half her hair due to hormonal changes, old age, chemo and who the heck knows what else, I think i need a crate of AndAnd…….soonsoon! I’m adding it to my SATAN (oops….SANTA) list immediately.


  3. Okay, seriously…I thought ‘fashion’ was pretty far out until I viewed the hair ‘styles’ you helpfully shared. Since most of those models (save Billy Joe Bob Billy) weigh about 98 pounds and are eleven feet in height, I’m shocked that the locks o’ girthiness haven’t tipped them women over backward. Or plumb snapped them right in half! I’d get my order in for “And And” shampoo (plus conditioner) except I don’t think I could get in Baby (my car) if I washed with that stuff. Flatty flatty 2×4 or something… O_o (oh? BWAHAHAHHAH!)

  4. Hahaha! 😀 What gets me about these hairdos is how “sultry” (unhinged after having their hair sculpted all night?) all these women look. But I must say, yours is the best of all. I hate it when a guy has better hair than me. 😉

    • I think the girl with the Brillo pad on her head looks a bit more stoned than sultry, but yeah, the guy with the poodle on his head looks like a real catch! And he’d be easy to drag by the hair…

  5. Proving once again, you can find just about anything on the ‘Net. And not just once. 😂

  6. Rivergirl says:

    Kudos for making a good post with some seriously lame words. But those hairdos?
    Wow. Just…wow.

  7. Hair today….more hair tomorrow.


  8. draliman says:

    Wow, that stuff is amazing! I still can’t believe that a search for “and and” actually brought back a real thing.

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