SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!? This job already gives me enough of a migraine…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, sir!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SANTA: Is there any way to shut it up, or will I have to kill the bastard?
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SEYMOUR: I’m sorry, Santa, I didn’t hear what you said… could you repeat…
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SANTA: Oh fuck, I’ll take care of this myself!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE…..
Santa sticks his boot up the squirreldeer’s ass…
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
SANTA: Wonderful, he’s back to only being half as annoying. Now I’ll go read another letter while I wait for my ears to stop constantly ringing like a fucking Salvation Army collector…
Christmas morning…
BUSTER: Well, what is this?
BUB: Merry Christmas to you, sir. Santa would like me to ask you to step across that line there.
BUSTER: Sure! I’d hate to disappoint the Big Guy! (Buster does as he’s asked) There! Now what?
BUB: Welcome to December 26th! You officially survived Christmas Day! Another humble request fulfilled by Santa!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Why did I know how this would turn out???? I must be psychic! Poor Buster – can’t win for losing………….
Pam
On the plus side, he got a free trip to the International Date Line!
yikes!! )
Oh the humanity (possum-anity…?) !! Now about that resolution to the sleigh alarm malfunction. Could Santa wend his way to Utah and stick his boot up my annoying f*ck-tard neighbor’s ass? Because that idiot has a car alarm that goes off if a bird farts in the vicinity. The asshole also has a garage where he could house his precious vehicle if he’s so worried about car theft. I’ll NEVER understand why it’s sensible to have a car alarm in a place where the worst crime might be overly flatulent cows or horses (or birds)… Thank Santa in advance for that. It’d be the perfect gift!
If it goes off on Christmas Eve night, Santa might do just that…
What a cheater Santa is. It’s like the genie in the bottle – you have to be very specific when forming your wishes or something like this happens…
If Santa didn’t cheat, this series would be very boring…
Picky, picky….santa must have a huge migraine…..
Shoko
Rats…I was hoping there might be a spot of leniency toward the hapless Buster. Alas. There apparently is not.