Letters To Santa – Day 12

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SANTA: What in the everloving hell is all that damn noise!?!?  This job already gives me enough of a migraine…

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SEYMOUR: Oh, that’s Scrat’s sleigh alarm going off, sir!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SANTA: Is there any way to shut it up, or will I have to kill the bastard?

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SEYMOUR: I’m sorry, Santa, I didn’t hear what you said… could you repeat…

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SANTA: Oh fuck, I’ll take care of this myself!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE…..

Santa sticks his boot up the squirreldeer’s ass…

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SANTA: Wonderful, he’s back to only being half as annoying.  Now I’ll go read another letter while I wait for my ears to stop constantly ringing like a fucking Salvation Army collector…

Christmas morning…

BUSTER: Well, what is this?

BUB: Merry Christmas to you, sir.  Santa would like me to ask you to step across that line there.

BUSTER: Sure!  I’d hate to disappoint the Big Guy! (Buster does as he’s asked)  There!  Now what?

BUB: Welcome to December 26th!  You officially survived Christmas Day!  Another humble request fulfilled by Santa!

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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9 Responses to Letters To Santa – Day 12

  1. Why did I know how this would turn out???? I must be psychic! Poor Buster – can’t win for losing………….

    Pam

  2. Oh the humanity (possum-anity…?) !! Now about that resolution to the sleigh alarm malfunction. Could Santa wend his way to Utah and stick his boot up my annoying f*ck-tard neighbor’s ass? Because that idiot has a car alarm that goes off if a bird farts in the vicinity. The asshole also has a garage where he could house his precious vehicle if he’s so worried about car theft. I’ll NEVER understand why it’s sensible to have a car alarm in a place where the worst crime might be overly flatulent cows or horses (or birds)… Thank Santa in advance for that. It’d be the perfect gift!

  3. draliman says:

    What a cheater Santa is. It’s like the genie in the bottle – you have to be very specific when forming your wishes or something like this happens…

  4. Picky, picky….santa must have a huge migraine…..

    Shoko

  5. Rats…I was hoping there might be a spot of leniency toward the hapless Buster. Alas. There apparently is not.

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