Letters To Santa – Day 21

SANTA: Dammit!  How come you can’t see the Northern Lights anymore?  I mean, we’re as far fucking north as you can get!

SEYMOUR: Too much light pollution, Santa.  Even at the North Pole, the sky isn’t as dark as it used to be.

SANTA: Grumble.  Hmmmmmm…..

SEYMOUR: Ooooooooooooh!!!!!  Pretty!!!!!

SANTA: Now that’s a Christmas light show!

SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: (muted) SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!

SANTA: Now I can read letters by the light of the aurora borealis again!

Christmas morning…

FUZZYWIG: Ummmm…. so where do I put my mouth?  I hope not (pointing down)…. there.

HUNG LO: Good morning, child!  I have been summoned by the Fat Man himself to deliver your gift!  Check this out!

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: Dude, keep it down!  The Narcs are listening!  So, where’s my new bong I asked for?

HUNG LO: Hung Lo asked to deliver new GONG to this address.

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: Listen here, Wang…

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

HUNG LO: Isn’t this gong good stuff?

FUZZYWIG: That is not the good stuff, man.  I may have been high when I wrote my letter, but I’m pretty sure…

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: …I specified….

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: …bong….

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: …. with a B!

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: Wonderful.  Now I have more headache than I have MARIHUANA to mellow it out.  4:20 can’t come soon enough…

HUNG LO: Shall I alert you when it is that time?

CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

FUZZYWIG: NO!

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13 Responses to Letters To Santa – Day 21

  1. Oh it simply doesn’t pay to write your letter to Santa when you’re – uh – well – somewhat mentally hampered by the good stuff. Bong, Gong, King Kong….maybe Fuzzywig ought to be glad Santa didn’t deliver a big huge ape.

    Pam

  2. Bong…gong…when you’re under the influence, the first thing to go could be the ability to speak (or hear). Maybe Hung Lo is impersonating the ‘4:20 condition.’

  3. I think I’ll just leave brownies for Santa, unless the squirrels in the chimney come get them first.

  4. I guess we better draw Santa a picture of what we want, I want a mororized mouse….not a house!

    Tyebe

  5. draliman says:

    I can’t help thinking that Santa deliberately misunderstood poor Fuzzywig’s request. Shelf Santa’s quite the trickster…

  6. Trisha says:

    Awww, poor Fuzzywig. Maybe he can get Hung Lo to whip him up some marihuana fortune cookies or something.

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