Christm….. errr, THIS morning….
EVIL SQUIRREL: Santa not only insults me by not honoring my request, but he re-gifts his Squirreldeer he already gave to Mr. Fox? I hope that jolly old sack of shit enjoys his new life on the Goodwill counter next to those creepy ass Precious Moments figurines nobody wants…
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: SQUEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLL!!!!
ES: What? You mean you’ve actually written a skit for me? I didn’t think squirreldeer even had brains underneath those bingo dauber noses. Well, let me see it. Hey, this isn’t bad! I kinda like it. You know what, we’re gonna lead off with the letter this time and do the Santa segment as the payoff!
SANTA: I don’t know what kinky fuck thought I should be tied up to a sleigh like this, but… (CRACK!!!) YEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
SEYMOUR: Santa! That wasn’t in the script! Now we’re going to have to re-take the scene from the top! Please, sir, stick to your lines this time!
SEYMOUR: Perfect, Santa! You’re a natural as a squirreldeer!
SCRAT THE RED NOSED SQUIRRELDEER: Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!