The only thing I enjoy making fun of more than the silly search terms that people use to get to my blog is the amazingly awful spam comments questionable people from across the world leave on my posts. Of course, thanks to Akismet, none of these grammatical horrors ever actually appear on my blog…. but they’re temporarily saved in a spam folder on the Stats page. Of course, since “spam” was coined for email garbage, I like to call these bloggy cling-ons Treet in honor of Spam’s lesser known cousin in the canned meat aisle. I’ve featured and mocked some of my greatest Treet five times before on my blog. Having some extra free time this week, I checked out my Treet file and was blown away at some of the “most excellent contents” it contained! So that means only one thing…. it’s sharing time!
So let’s do some of my Treeters a favor and get their comments the publicity they desire, so that we may enjoy some frivolity at their stupidity…
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Thanks! Write about Your decision to me in PM or by email
Wow, $1300 per month? I’ve always been staunchly against selling advertising space on The Nest… but you have my interest there, Maximus. I don’t know what WebMoney or Qiwi is though? Even those princes in Nigeria that regularly correspond with me have never asked me to send money to them via that method. How about you just send the payments in good old American cash and we’ll have ourselves a deal. And don’t worry about your wholesome website contradicting my disturbing theme, I’ll just take some artistic license with it…
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Now you tell me to be wary of information on home inspections! Where were you 12 years ago when the home inspectors my real estate agent hired couldn’t tell there was aluminum wiring in all the kitchen outlets, or that the drainage pipe below my kitchen floor was a piece of shit?
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Thanks Dudley. I consider it the ultimate compliment to have my blog considered not just excellent, but rattling excellent!
Good day everyone, my name is kristy and I’m here to testify about the good things God has done for me through Dr Terry.I was diagnosed of herpes for about ten years and I have been to so many hospital but nothing could be done .I spent thousand of dollars going to hospital all to no avail.Last moth I went to Germany for an official trip.while in the train,I heard a man talking on phone about how he got cured with herbal medication by Dr Terry and I laughed knowing how much I have spent on medical appointment so I thought it was incurable but something told me to try the herbs and I had to take Dr Terry number from him.I contacted Dr Terry, he sent me the herbs and to God be the glory ,herpes of ten years plus is completely gone .Please for your own safety you can reach him on his whatsapp number and I assure you, you will be free within two weeks. His herbs are superb .I have tested it and I’m a living witness .His whatsapp is [Redacted number, let’s say +8675309]
What an amazing account, Kristy! And to think, you also wrote this same Treet on my blog a day earlier saying Dr. Terry’s herbs had cured your HIV after ten years. It’s hard to fathom such a God fearing church girl as yourself would contract so many different sexual diseases. But if it means eventually getting some of Dr. Terry’s miracle “herbs,” then I guess all the cooties are worth it…
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Your pussy is at my disposal? Gee, that’s swell, Val! Can I borrow your pussy to keep Ody company while I’m at work?
In the U.S., there are currently more than 25 million people who enjoy asthma. Do you currently suffer from or are worried you suffer from a respiratory disease? In this article, devise some of the most common diseases of the respiratory methodology [Redacted link for Cialis]. Impute to on to identify these diseases, together with their implicit causes.
Unfortunately, I am not one of those 25 million people who enjoy asthma, though if not being able to breathe is so much fun, could you offer some advise on how to get it? Maybe the Cialis you are trying to sell in the middle of this nonsensical medical advice could help me experience the joy of sucking on an inhaler? I just need to find someone who will take my breath away…
Victor Vaillencourt wrote:
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“Ne’er?” What is this, spam from the 19th century?
Eldora Truncellito wrote:
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Woohoo! You’re right, I’m on my way to becoming a blogging star! I’ll be able to charge Maximus even more Qiwi for his ads, Valerie will introduce me to her friend’s pussy, and I can buy my own asthma to enjoy! Oh wait, I hope writing about all of these stupid Treets didn’t drag down the good content so much that I’ll lose access to Dr. Terry’s herbs…
Well, there you have it. Better put the Treet back in the icebox with all of the moldy cans of icing before I sabotage The Nest’s success anymore than I already have. Now if you’ll (wheeze) excuse me, I’m going to (wheeze) have a blast with a container of (gasp, wheeze) Primatene Mist…