If it had been a squirrel, it would have been out of focus…
Digging through random pictures I’ve taken to find a leadoff for SYW this week, I found this photo I took of the lunula moon last month. Judging by the photo behind it, as well as scientifically consulting a lunar table, I’ve concluded I likely took this picture not long before sunrise on the morning of December 11th. And despite an entire web’s worth of branches in the foreground, the lunar banana came out in relatively decent focus.
Well, wasn’t that exciting? Now it’s time for our first foray into the wonderful world of Share Your World in this new year. Questions, as always, provided by Melanie…
What planet do these aliens come from that they have a view of the full earth?
What’s a relationship deal breaker for you?
I don’t know. She farts on you?
Pardon me…… NOT!
She has cooties?
ICKY!!!!
She turns out to be a mass murderer?
True love will help you dispose of the bodies.
She…….. isn’t a she?
Shoulda tried the Crocodile Dundee test, Snuggs…
She keeps stalking you?
Can’t a man have any privacy with his mistress?
She gives you an uncomfortable feeling inside of your Pokeballs?
This only applies to sexually repressed umbreons.
Actually, just about everything is a relationship deal breaker for me…
Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
Of course! Take a look at this visual proof…
See, some packages contain a third nut!
Wait, what was the question again?
In the morning, do you hit the snooze button on your alarm (sometimes repeatedly) or do you leap out of bed, ready to face the day?
My alarm, when it’s set, goes off at 8 in the evening. And that’s only when I don’t wake up a few minutes before it’s supposed to go off, which happens more often than not for some reason. Many years ago, I wrote a nice diatribe on the snooze button and my complete inability to understand why people put up with that kind of ear splitting torture. As much as I never WANT to get out of bed, I’ll never hit that damned button…
People and their silly alarm clock games…
If you came back in the next life as an animal, which animal would you choose to be?
Like I’ll get that choice. I’m pretty sure I’ve doomed myself to come back as this…
Well shit! I won’t live long, but at least I look cuter than my old self!
What do you plan to work on this year to make it better than last year
My sense of humor. Then maybe you won’t have to read all of these dry, boring posts I keep writing like this one…
I guess I could always write for Meh Magazine…
Thanks Bill for Sharing Your World and a sorely needed belly laugh or three.. It’s grim ‘out here’ today (as you probably know), and so escaping into the World of the Nest is a welcome change. Say! Have you closed your borders yet? Because I suspect you’ll have a virtual shit ton of applicants to emigrate! Immigrate? Tomato/tomahto…. Have a great week!
That “Share Your World” photo is deeply disturbing – looks like in a few weeks it will slam into the Earth and we’ll all be put our of our misery………OR maybe we just leap onto this world with the charming couple and carry on flying through space. Food for thought (I’d rather have a cheeseburger though).
Pam
It certainly looks unsettling…. there’s gonna be a big collision! Hopefully that doesn’t inspire that couple to do a little end of the world hanky panky…
The moon looks just like a banana, are you sure, it is not a flying banana all the lights on?
Anything is possible. Maybe aliens don’t really use flying saucers, but flying bananas…
Love the magazine cover … 😉
I found that a few years ago for another blog post. Perfectly fits in with my lackluster content! 🙂
Aargh, not the possum picture, anything but the possum picture… we’ll be seeing those baby possums in a box next.
If being farted on or at was a dealbreaker, how many of us would have stayed married for so long? Lol!