Let’s search all over the internet for something to make a post out of. It’ll be so much fun! That’s what Random Image Inspiration is all about! We draw numbers each Wednesday to use my readers and Google as weapons in the war against blog monotony! The Randomator must be back in shape now as it found its favorite subject target yet again…
7, 35, 98, 39
The 7th post in my Reader was this one by River Girl (red squirrel on skis alert!)
The 35th word in that post is “me”
The 98th word in that post is “had”
Putting “me had” into Google Images brought this up as the 39th result…
Holy shit, what kind of deep pockets family does this kid have!?!?!?
If your parents are giving you $40 just for the hell of it… my guess is that it won’t matter whether you pass your stupid math test or not. They’ll just bribe the teacher with a new Jaguar, or maybe pull some strings to get her fired if you get a D-minus.
I sure as hell never got $100 from all of my aunts and uncles combined, let alone from one pair with a C-not burning a hole in their pocket. You’re either everyone’s “favorite,” or you’ve got some damn good blackmail on everyone.
What, do you need me to work this one out for you? Sigh! Let’s see…. $3 plus $10 plus $30 plus $100 plus $5……. that’s….. ummmm…. carry the one, divide by zero, and……. uhhhhh…..
There, now don’t say The Nest didn’t help you with your homework. Now how about a nice tip from that fat piggy bank of yours?