Ready for the biggest surprise of your life? OK, that may be hyperbole… but you never know what you’re going to get with The Nest’s weekly Random Image Inspiration feature! After last week’s result was so generic that I just did a SCT episode instead, let’s see if the Randomator an make amends and give us some grist for the mill…
6, 64, 99, 74
The 6th post in my Reader was this one by Marilyn
The 64th word in that post is “hunt”
The 99th word in that post is “be”
I tensed up a tad when it picked “hunt,” but it turned out just fine…
Putting “hunt be” into Google Images brought this up as the 74th result…
CHUCK: Happy Valentines Day, sweetie pie!
SUE: Oh, Chuck. You shouldn’t have. Really…. what the fuck’s wrong with you?
CHUCK: Honeybunch! I went through a lot of trouble to procure these gifts as tokens of my affection for you!
SUE: Oh yeah? Where’s my big, fluffy unicorn? You know I like unicorns!
CHUCK: Sugar muffin, every girl gets a unicorn for Valentine’s Day. But you’re so special that you’ll be the only one getting not one, but TWO bunny rabbits!
SUE: And just where’s my big heart shaped box of chocolates? Are those Cadbury eggs?
CHUCK: Lovie Dovie, you know how cliche that is for the holiday, and you deserve better! Nothing says “I love you” like chocolate rabbits!
SUE: How tacky!
CHUCK: Aw, snookums! They’re even solid chocolate and not hollow!
SUE: This has nothing to so with your so-called special treatment of me!
CHUCK: Princess Suzy, of course it does! I go out of my way to get you the very best!
SUE: You waited too long to buy me anything for Valentine’s Day and wound up stuck with this Easter shit after they sold through the holiday supply, didn’t you?
CHUCK: Ummmm… b-b-b-but peach blossom! I was just in the store on the 7th, and this was all they had out.
SUE: You men are all the same!!!! You have no idea how to shop!!!
CHUCK: But sugar plum…
SUE: You have to shop for Valentine’s Day in JANUARY!!!!
SUE: It’s over, Chuck! Here…. (removes ring from her finger) take this back!
CHUCK: But darling! This is the ring I gave you for Christmas to symbolize our love!
SUE: It’s a Ring Pop from a box of children’s Valentines!!!!! I should have seen this day coming…. GOODBYE!!!
Don’t let the retail holiday pass you by! Purchase your Valentines Day goods today! Unless the love of your life cherishes an egg dying kit…