He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest…..
…..on a Segway.
…than the other side of his pillow….
He rides a unicorn….
…to take his dragon for a walk.
He once won a staring contest….
….with Mr. Fox!
THE MOST INTERESTING UMBREON IN THE WORLD!
SHADOW: I don’t always play contests. But when I do, I play The Contest of Whatever!
SNUGGLE: Dude! That’s not how it goes!!! You’re supposed to be drinking this Mexican pisswater and banging a bunch of hot chicks while looking awesome as shit!!!
SHADOW: I beg your pardon, but I will not stoop to such a level simply for a lame advertis…
APPLEJACK: I guess we must be the hot chicks!
SCRATCHY: Damn straight we are! And we’re hornier than a bunch of unicorns on a goat farm!
SHADOW: Please stop this at once! You are giving me a very strange sensation inside of my Pokeballs!
LUNA: And what exquisite Pokeballs they are. Fellow chicks, this one is coming back to our stable!
SHADOW: I will NOT!
TWILIGHT: (Tipping Shadow over) You are too!!!
The ponies drag the Most Interesting Umbreon in the World by his long ears back for a roll in the hay….
SNUGGLE: Lucky fucking bastard! Stay thirsty, my friend! Now I’m all worked up…… oh shit! I better scram before YOU KNOW WHO shows up behind me!
This is the FINAL WEEK!!!!! The 8th Annual Contest of Whatever closes next Thursday evening! We have two entries in so far…. and we hope to get a lot more! The contest is EASY! Check it out here, and don’t be left out of the fun! Just seven more days….