He once climbed to the top of Mt. Everest…..
…..on a Segway.
…than the other side of his pillow….
He rides a unicorn….
…to take his dragon for a walk.
He once won a staring contest….
….with Mr. Fox!
THE MOST INTERESTING UMBREON IN THE WORLD!
SHADOW: I don’t always play contests. But when I do, I play The Contest of Whatever!
SNUGGLE: Dude! That’s not how it goes!!! You’re supposed to be drinking this Mexican pisswater and banging a bunch of hot chicks while looking awesome as shit!!!
SHADOW: I beg your pardon, but I will not stoop to such a level simply for a lame advertis…
APPLEJACK: I guess we must be the hot chicks!
SCRATCHY: Damn straight we are! And we’re hornier than a bunch of unicorns on a goat farm!
SHADOW: Please stop this at once! You are giving me a very strange sensation inside of my Pokeballs!
LUNA: And what exquisite Pokeballs they are. Fellow chicks, this one is coming back to our stable!
SHADOW: I will NOT!
TWILIGHT: (Tipping Shadow over) You are too!!!
The ponies drag the Most Interesting Umbreon in the World by his long ears back for a roll in the hay….
SNUGGLE: Lucky fucking bastard! Stay thirsty, my friend! Now I’m all worked up…… oh shit! I better scram before YOU KNOW WHO shows up behind me!
This is the FINAL WEEK!!!!! The 8th Annual Contest of Whatever closes next Thursday evening! We have two entries in so far…. and we hope to get a lot more! The contest is EASY! Check it out here, and don’t be left out of the fun! Just seven more days….
This could change Shadow (and his Pokeballs) forever…….We trust you will provide an update whenever Shadow should resurface after his “experience” with the ponies???????
That update may have to be highly censored to maintain The Nest’s very strict family friendly policy! And that was very difficult to type with a straight face…
Oh I’m sure it was difficult just as I’m sure Shadow will never again have his straight face in place after this – um…… experience.
Shadow will NEVER let anything let him stray from his mental agility or superiority. I know this because he’s my pen pal, he told me so.
Signed – Shadow’s Number One Fan
A magical, futuristic umbreon with telekinetic powers still writes letters by hand? The secrets he keeps from me….
Of course not, he does have an email address you know…..come on Evil, get with the program…lol.
Can you really say he ‘climbed’ Mt. E on a Segway? Climb might be a bit of a stretch. Here’s hoping your Annual Contest of Whatever provides some interesting contributions. With the category being “X” I threw my hands up and waved a white flag. 🏳️
If you would have put an X on that white flag, it would have been a valid contest entry…
I’m working my way to the X (marks the spot etc), but I fear that it’s running too long I’ll re-post this unpaid endorsement so that more folks see the C.O.W. and hopefully search for buried treasure!!
I hope I get my usual last week influx, or else this is gonna be a pretty anticlimactic contest! It unnerves me how many people seem intimidated by things like this the past few years. When I first started the contest….. everyone wanted to play!
It’s a different world now. *sigh* You’d think folks would still have a LOT of time on their hands with the spectre of COVID still floating around!
It’s been like that for a few years, not just recently, I think it’s just a new breed of blogger than when I first came around 10 years ago who wants to blog blog blog but not do much in the way of fun interaction…
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I had a (pretty lame) idea for the CoW that required a trip to the craft store. Then the contest floated out of my aging brain and I’ve been wandering around for several weeks, trying to remember why I needed to go to the craft store. I finally remembered this morning and was so glad there are still a few days left! I decided to skip the craft store and go the MacGiver route. The trap is laid, the camera is charging and now I’m just waiting for my prey…. Hopefully they haven’t been carried away by a bunch of horny ponies like Shadow!
Sorry for giggling at the image of knowing you wanted to go to the craft store, but not remembering why. I was hoping you hadn’t completely forgotten, because even the ones you throw together at the last minute are good!
Hopefully I can gather some other images to make you giggle! I had a lot of fun working on my little project this afternoon. I giggled a few times while working on it just because of the look on my dog’s faces. They were so clearly thinking, “in the hell is she doing?”
I agree with you, blogging ain’t what it used to be. Back in the early days, we had a good time.
Yeah, the whole reason I started the CoW was because I’d won so many contests on other blogs. I can’t remember the last time someone I followed held a blog contest. I’m like a relic from the Stone Age still running this… but that’s me, old fashioned and shit!
Well, I’m also a relic myself and as long as I’m still here on WordPress, with a mostly sane mind, I’ll submit an entry!
Won a staring contest with Mr Fox? Yeah, right!
OK, maybe that claim was slightly embellished…
I started it, and then my friend died…and any semblance of creativity and/or motivation died too. The perpetual lockdown has stolen my mojo. Help me, Obi-wan!
Aw, my sympathies on your loss. I guess your creativity got X’ed, which could be turned into a valid entry itself…