“Life sucks, man! I’ve been locked up in this prison for 30 (pronounced: thoity) years now! They can’t keep Scruffy The Nutjob behind bars forever! I gotta bust out of this joint! Get back on the outside! Where the acorns are plentiful, and the dames don’t look like that one guy Bubba who keeps feeling me up in the shower! There’s gotta be a way out of here somehow!
Oh, wait! I’m a squirrel, and I know how to scale fences! This is it…. I’m goin’ for it! Keep a lookout for the guards while I escape, guys!”
“I did it! I made it to the top of the fence! This is the first (pronounced: foist) time I’ve seen the outside since the Berlin Wall fell and Milli Vanilli was all over the radio! I wonder if they’re still pop stars? I gotta make a run for it! I’m sure there’s a payphone around here somewhere I can call my girl (pronounced: goil) from! I hope she didn’t forget me while I was in here and go with that loser Vinnie! I’ll moidalize that bum if he touched my sweet Sue! Boy it sure looks different out here all these years later! I hope I can adjust to life back on the outside, away from three squares a day, all the cable TV I can watch, free gym membership, free prison tats…………..”
“On second thought…. maybe the inside isn’t go bad after all. After all this climbing, I think I’ll take a nice, hot shower. Don’t anyone dare tell Bubba!!!”
We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode of Saturday Squirrels in Sing Sing!
Have a great weekend everyone!