Welcome to the first day of meteorological autumn! Forget what your calendar or almanac says… they’re all the pagan devices of freemasons or something like that. Speaking of nonsense, let’s get it on with another crisp, cool edition of Random Image Inspiration! Don’t worry about calling Time and Temperature, here’s the only numbers we’re worried about…
29, 41, 52, 66
The 29th post in my Reader was this one by Phenny (Home of the Fuck Cake!)
The 41st word in that post is “he”
The 52nd word in that post is “it”
Putting “he it” into Google Images brought this up as the 66th result…
It’s time for The Nest to go back to school….
This is a flying saucer.
IT beamed up my mom last week.
Dad says SHE will never come back
So HE found us a new mom with big honkers.
Todd was hungry, so HE went to Long John Silver’s.
The fish stick platter made him sick because IT wasn’t cooked thoroughly
Urp! Thar SHE blows!
This is Officer Crumbcake
HE dutifully stands guard at Alice’s Donut Shoppe
SHE rewards him by putting extra sprinkles on his pastries.
IT is actually crystal meth, but the stupid pig doesn’t know that.
This is the kindergarten teacher Miss Turdsdale
SHE has a really flat chest.
Or HE, as… um… Miss..ter. Turdsdale sometimes likes to be called.
IT confuses the fuck out of the kids.
Oh, let’s see what grade I got on my paper!!!