Welcome to the first day of meteorological autumn! Forget what your calendar or almanac says… they’re all the pagan devices of freemasons or something like that. Speaking of nonsense, let’s get it on with another crisp, cool edition of Random Image Inspiration! Don’t worry about calling Time and Temperature, here’s the only numbers we’re worried about…
29, 41, 52, 66
The 29th post in my Reader was this one by Phenny (Home of the Fuck Cake!)
The 41st word in that post is “he”
The 52nd word in that post is “it”
Putting “he it” into Google Images brought this up as the 66th result…
It’s time for The Nest to go back to school….
This is a flying saucer.
IT beamed up my mom last week.
Dad says SHE will never come back
So HE found us a new mom with big honkers.
Dad’s no fool…
Todd was hungry, so HE went to Long John Silver’s.
The fish stick platter made him sick because IT wasn’t cooked thoroughly
Urp! Thar SHE blows!
Anyone want to try and extract the mercury?
This is Officer Crumbcake
HE dutifully stands guard at Alice’s Donut Shoppe
SHE rewards him by putting extra sprinkles on his pastries.
IT is actually crystal meth, but the stupid pig doesn’t know that.
Put that 13th donut back, punk! There’s no such thing as a baker’s dozen!
This is the kindergarten teacher Miss Turdsdale
SHE has a really flat chest.
Or HE, as… um… Miss..ter. Turdsdale sometimes likes to be called.
IT confuses the fuck out of the kids.
Don’t make me report you to Officer Crumbcake!
Oh, let’s see what grade I got on my paper!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
it’s easy now… everything is it… like the guy in stephen kings story… he knew what becomes trendy today … even in the ole 80’s
I wonder how old the kids will be before they figure out that Mum wasn’t actually beamed up by a straw hat… sorry, “flying saucer”…
You’re going to make the alien race of mad hatters quite upset if you keep poking fun at their flying saucer. They just might send a bowler or a fez down for you…
Geezus where’d you find that image of Abe Vigoda in drag? My poor fuckin’ eyes. As if the ‘vomit’ wasn’t bad enough! No sketchy seafood joints up this way, so we’re safe from mercury poisoning I guess! Rainbow Donkey finally manned up did he? So did he eat Sparklepony or what? I understand asses eat everything! 😛
That photo of the “family” is from a really old SCT episode (posted on a Friday the 13th) about superstitions. The Sponkies stepped on a crack and…. well, Sparklepony got carted off to the glue factory. So in comes Mitzi the stepmom…
There’s lot of pics of Abe Vigoda in drag out there since his prostitution stings were a recurring gag on Barney Miller. There’s also probably a lot of photos of cat puke out there, but that’s genuine regurgitation from Ody… which I found on my table after returning from a trip about 8 years ago.
Just in case you were interested in some really old school Theatre…
‘F’? How about F minus? We grade on a curve.
There is no F-minus. The grading scale goes straight to G…
Well I bet The Weims Mama will make you an “F” Cake of your very own to celebrate your grade!
Pam
Yes, and my F cake should probably be made from REAL chocolate….. if you know what I mean.
“Autumn…” the word alone is music to my ears.