This week’s featured Share Your World shelf critter is the adorably terrifying little hellion Zeeba. Zeeba was one half of a two pack of Hatchimals eggs I bought at Mecca in November 2017, which I worked into SCT at the time as being surprisingly laid by Mitzi. For two months, nobody, including myself, knew what was in the contents of those little pastel purple eggs… and who knew a psychotic little zebra was going to emerge from one of them?
It still took almost a year for Zeeba’s personality to morph from an adorable little foul-mouthed goofball into the bloodthirsty killer she’s now world famous for being (which you can blame Bambi for). If you hear a little girl’s cries of “Blood! Blood! Blood!”….. you better run for the fucking hills!
A Share Your World question themed around Zeeba….
Are you one of those people who get queasy at sight of blood, or could you watch an open heart surgery?
Now, let’s share our world with Melanie’s wonderful questions for this week!
How do you feel about sharing your computer or phone password with your partner?
Fortunately for me, I have no partner to worry about keeping passwords from….
SHADOW: Heh, heh, heh! Foolish squirrel. He thinks I can’t see him type in his password from way back on the Shelf. My vision is as superior as my intellect, and what ES doesn’t know is that I’m using his computer to store my plans for world domination! Let’s see….. password “iluvmitzi69″….
SHADOW: Bingo! I’m in! And now to enact my dastardly scheme to become the supreme ruler of this pitiful planet! My top secret plans should be in this folder…..
SHADOW: What kind of tomfoolery is this!?!? Why has my takeover strategy been replaced by hideous videos of feline chicanery!?!?
TINA: Squeeeeeeee!!!! Aren’t they just so totes adorbs, Uncle Shadow?
SHADOW: I am not amused by your juvenile display of vivacious affection for these oversized furballs. What happened to my plans for….
TINA: You big dork! You think you’re the only one who knows Uncle Evil’s password? When I found all these super cute cat videos, I just had to save them so I could watch them over and over and over again! And I figured nobody needed that folder that said “World Domination,” so I just….
SHADOW: YOU ERASED THE PLANS I’VE SPENT YEARS WORKING ON!?!?!? Turnabout is fair play, little rapscallion, and these disgusting cat videos are about to enter the Recycling Bin…
TINA: (Nuzzling Shadow) Awwwwww… you wouldn’t break a little cutie’s heart like mine erasing those awesome kitteh videos, would you big boy?
SHADOW: Please cease and desist from this scandalous behavior! You’re giving me a very strange sensation inside my Pokeballs…..
TINA: OMG! You’re such a big prevert, Uncle Shadow!
TINA: Help! Big Scrat! This mean old preverted Dumbreon is getting excited over my tiny jailbait body!
SHADOW: NO! I’m not……… OK, you win! Sigh….. the cat videos can stay!
TINA: YAY! I knew you were the cool uncle! Awwwwwwwww!!!!
SHADOW: Curse you ignorant felines for meddling in my nefarious scheme!
What is the greatest struggle you’ve overcome?
Beating out thousands and thousands of my fellow sperm cells to get to the egg first. I’ll bet none of them would have taken squirrel pictures or staged funny SCT skits for your amusement…
If heaven is real and you died tomorrow, do you think you would get in? Why or why not?
If I’m subjected to the judgment of other people, including those who may or may not the Holy, I’m completely fucked because I don’t conform to anyone’s standard of conduct…
What makes you feel like you really need to be alone?
People. They are annoying. People on the internet are slightly less annoying, but only because I can easily get away from them with a simple mouse click…
Do you have any traditions around this time of year?
And there is always my SYW closing tradition….