Share Your World – Week 146

Share your world? How about sharing your gifts with me?

The next character up on the SYW SCT bandwagon is one of our more unique treasures, the one and only Sparklepony!  She was a gag gift for a contest the quirky Alice ran on her blog eight years ago, which I somehow managed to win.  Sparklepony is a classic 80’s My Little Pony figurine heavily glitterbombed, stickerbombed and gluebombed by Alice and her two daughters.  Alice was surprised I still had Sparks a few years ago because “any normal person would have thrown it away by now”…

I’m sure Rainbow Donkey wouldn’t miss her…

Because of the timing of Sparklepony’s arrival with the Rainbow Donkey crochet made by Squirrel Picnic, the two were immediately linked… and long before SCT came around, she’d already settled into the role of the nagging wife who struggles to keep her husband and kids in line.  Plus, she played the poor,neglected wife and mother who believes she should be lavished in fine gifts…

A SYW question themed around Sparklepony…

What is the gaudiest thing you have ever worn?

To the glue factory with your material ass!

And now it’s time to share our world with Melanie’s questions for this week!

The sparkliest logo I could find in the collection. Other than the Christmas logo, and I’m sure Melanie would smack me for being out of season if I used it…

Are you easily frightened or startled?

Everyone has their situations where they’re going to feel frightened (as opposed to having fear, which is something entirely different).  They’re temporary and normal reactions to things that take us by surprise or put us at unease.  If I’m walking down an aisle in the middle of the night and a glass jar of spaghetti sauce falls onto the floor behind me, despite long getting over the weirdness of working in a large store after hours, I’m going to be startled when it crashes.  Then I’m going to turn around and curse at the Indian who haunts the place…

You don’t scare me! It’s the millennials who work here that scare me…

If you were a ghost, what location do you think you would haunt? Is it the same or different from the location you’d want to haunt?

If our Indian ghost wouldn’t mind company, I’d love to haunt my store and harass the customers who make life difficult for us.  Like the two ladies who managed to destroy an entire counter that had already been perfectly tidied in the last few minutes before we closed the other night.  And I don’t even think the bitches bought anything after manhandling the entire selection of knockoff Tupperware…

You rearrange my counter, I rearrange your face!

What do you see in your mind’s eye when you close your eyes?


If a Semi were about to smash into a crowd, and you could divert the vehicle’s course to hit only one person, would you?  How would you decide who would become the victim?

CHIP: Oh no!  That truck’s about ready to plow into that crowd of innocent bystanders!  Hmmmm… I wonder how come bystanders are always innocent and never guilty?

ZEEBA: Who cares?  Bystanders still BLEED!!!  Bring on the BLOOD!!!!!!!

CHIP: What?  No, we can’t let this tragedy happen!  Even if it would wipe out most of the troupe and spare us from anymore deranged SCT tales….

Chip whips out his flip phone and starts furiously texting…

ZEEBA: Dafuq is this shit?

BUSTER: I came as quickly as I could!

Chip and Zeeba both take three giant steps back….

CHIP: Buster successfully lured the intoxicated driver away from the crowd!  The day is saved!

CHIP: Even if it does mean I’ll need to have myself dry cleaned again…

ZEEBA: (Jumping up and down on Chip’s head) BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! You can train to be a truck driver in two weeks so Zeeba can see more BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please feel free to share what makes you feel warm and cozy when the wind blows cold?


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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17 Responses to Share Your World – Week 146

  1. Yeah, that first snowfall is nice, by the time you’ve shoveled it 87 times, it’s kind of lost its allure. Here’s hoping the ghosties and ghoulies visit other retail establishments.

    • I don’t shovel it 87 times or even once. Well, I had no choice when it snowed back in February… but that’s only because my Sonic can’t blaze a path through the snow like my good ol’ Neon could! No amount of snow could keep it in the garage…

  2. Thanks so much E.S. for Sharing Your World! Oh say it ain’t so!! The acid rain of our *koff koff* MY (I keep forgetting how much younger than me you are) has transmorphed into ACID SNOW! 😱🥶🥺 One more reason though never to venture out in that horrid white stuff. Even if we starve…(Donner Party anyone? Seating is available now!) Heh. Wonderful of Buster to sacrifice himself so that the crowd of questionable purity could survive! What a brave possum, even if he does eat roadkill chicken.. Those images of the ghost Indian squirrel thingie were horrifying. YOU’RE brave too to work in a haunted store late in the hours of the wee morning.. Have a great week and remember next week (on the 31st mwahahah) is the next version of Squirrelly Share Your World. I hope the critters got their costumes freshly pressed..

  3. After all these years, I still miss your drawings. Whenever you publish one, I enlarge it, read it over and over, look for all the little things you put in corners. And just to make it perfect, they are still funny!

  4. Kismet says:

    In Arizona we don’t shovel snow but that means we don’t shovel.

  5. draliman says:

    That question’s too easy for you to answer, you always have Buster to divert any rogue lorries at…

  6. I would like to be a ghost in a castle… or in a gucci store LOL

  7. EEEK on your haunted MECCA… long as the spaghetti sauce isn’t AIMED at you, I suppose no harm/no foul. So that’s a thermometer in/on Buster in the ‘toon? Good thing he wasn’t lying on his back or……..well………never mind. My overactive imagination. Snow? Not quite ready to discuss snow thank you very much.


    • Well, if he lied on his back and broke the thermometer deep inside…. there, then Buster could slowly die from mercury poisoning rather than the quick and painful deaths he usually has!

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