Paranoia

I just can’t look!

What’s the matter, little guy?  Are you that camera shy?

You don’t have to hide behind the tree like that…. come out and show us your pretty face!

What?  You say another squirrel is tailing you?

I think you’re just being overly paranoid… look, there’s definitely not a squirrel lurking behind you….

There he is!!!! Help me!!!!

No way!  Where did he come from?  That’s some stealth your stalker has there.

But come on… he looks pretty harmless.

Yep, it’s just me being totally harmless and stuff.

See.  He looks pretty lazy too, so I don’t think you have anything to worry about…

Alright, I believe you! Now get a good picture of me in focus this time!

Sure… a Saturday Squirrel with his lazy stalker in the background.  I’m sure that’ll be a winner with everyone…

Have a great weekend everyone!

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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19 Responses to Paranoia

  1. Perhaps the “stalker” is merely an “admirer”…..looking for love in all the – well – high places????

    Pam

  2. Rivergirl says:

    That’s one very chill stalker.
    😉

  3. noelleg44 says:

    An admirer…from a distance. Wish I could show you a video of the squirrels discovering our gift of acorns. They did a happy dance!

  4. Kismet says:

    Squirrels all look the same to me.

  5. mydangblog says:

    What a cutie! Yesterday I was in a store and I asked the clerk where the kleenex was. “For the squirrels?” she responded. It took me a moment to realize she though I said ‘peanuts’ instead of ‘kleenex’. It was hilarious!

  6. You’re wise to be cautious little buddy. Squirrels are known pranksters and while everything ‘looks’ kosher…you’d better make sure your sneakers are laced up just in case you need a quick getaway.

  7. Juliette says:

    Cutest stalker ever!

  8. draliman says:

    I’m supposed to be stalking him but to be honest I can’t be bothered. Maybe tomorrow…

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