Here’s three more fun tidbits from The Nest’s week that aren’t available in any store and can only be found online…
By my count, this is the 10th time I’ve worked Thanksgiving night leading into (or sometimes, already in progress) the infamous Black Friday. It was far and away the most anticlimactic and boring event (We have EVENTs at Mecca, not sales!) I’ve ever been there for. It was also the first “door rush” BF I’d been in attendance at since 2007 (Mecca abolished the door rush after an employee casualty in 2008, then brought it back last year when we started closing again on Thanksgiving). Not that it was much of a rush… and this year, most of the people were aware that the GOOD SHIT was only available online and weren’t threatening anyone over where we were hiding it as I heard happened last year.
But no…. after an initial spurt of people, they were mostly gone after the first hour and pretty soon it was even deader than it would have been on a normal Friday morning. Hell, I even went back to stocking the last two hours I was there. Given that I don’t normally work on Thursday nights and have to have my schedule rearranged when they want me to work it (which gave me a thoroughly wonderful Tue-Wed-Fri weekend that wreaked havoc on my mental calendar), when I do come in, I want to see some action! I want to see customers on their worst behavior! I want to see fistfights and cursing and blood on the Furbys!!!
But alas….
I generally do my one load of laundry on Thursday mornings, and Thanksgiving is no exception. Since my dryer went out in June of 2019, I’ve had to make a trip to the always open laundromat to finish the task… and as I was getting my stuff together while the laundry was in the final spin, I realized my wallet wasn’t where I leave my stuff by the bed. Of course, unlike many other things that get lost, this time I knew where I’d find it…
I stopped the washer, lifted the lid, and my now very clean wallet was literally the first thing I touched. Thankfully, I had only $7 inside (can I be arrested for money laundering?) and all of my cards seem to be fine (I know that my credit card and Mecca discount card still work). This includes my nice new drivers license I finally received last week with the criminal mugshot on it. If I’d still had the temporary license in there, it would have been ruined… which may have been a good thing.
I happened to glance towards kitchen window Wednesday morning at the perfect time to catch this unmissable sight…
We usually don’t get sunrises that good until later in December and January!
What? No crushed people? No throwing of shopping carts? Black Friday was rather GREY this year at Mecca huh? Well, maybe there will be crowds AFTER Christmas in the returns aisle to look forward to. That fake Georgia license is hilarious but did you notice (I’m sure you did) that under sex it shows “F”……’spose that stands for something OTHER than female??? Tee Hee
Pam
The “F” is for “Forgot How”/
Wow! I totally missed that! I guess that could be possible in this day and age when you can be whatever gender you feel like… but in 1998 when that license was issued? Well, I guess there’s a reason for that face since he’s obviously hiding a secret!
Nice sunrise!
It had to be to notice through the blinds… the non-cat-ripped up part of them anyway.
Presumably you took Zeeba to work on the promise of mayhem. I hope she didn’t take it out on you…
I wish she’d take it out on our store manager. He’d be too clueless to know what hit him, and probably laugh and joke about her right up until that major artery got nicked….