On the first day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…..
…. A Partridge Family LP!
CHIP: Wow, it still sounds just as good as when I bought it from a yard sale in 1992!
SCRATCHY: Get this hippie ass shit off of my turntable RIGHT NOW!!!
ZAC: Come on get HAPPPPP-EEEEEEE!!! Happy happy happy!!! You made me so very happy happy! Sunday Monday Happy Days!!! I’m so happy this song is giving me a happy!!! Wood makes me happy! Boi-oi-oi-oing!!!! Danny Boner-duce!!!
CHIP: At least someone has some musical taste around here!
SCRATCHY: I may have to take Applejack up on that offer to go squirrel hunting with her….