The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me….

Two turd-le dumps!

FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt!  Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion?

FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

SLIDER: I do hope you’ll be scooping this eyesore to the public up!

FUZZYWIG: You mean the dog or the dogshit?  How about I just make him eat it?

SLIDER: That would be a health hazard!

FUZZYWIG: You’re right.  I wouldn’t want to make the patrons at the Chinese buffet sick after I’ve sold this waste of fur and Alpo for joint money….

FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! POO POO PLATTER! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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10 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 2

  1. that’s very nice to think about da peeps in china… hope they care for us as much as we do ;o)

  2. Amen to fair trade……purrrrhaps we can invent a virus to send to them? It’s only fair…….

    Pam

  3. Poo poo platter…snorf! 🤣

  4. draliman says:

    Urgh, yuk! Today’s special – poo-fed canine supreme…

  5. Trisha says:

    I’ve never ordered the poo poo platter and now I know I definitely never will!

  6. Kismet says:

    It takes balls to sell the stuff.

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