On the second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me….
Two turd-le dumps!
FUZZYWIG: Dammit, mutt! Couldn’t you hold it in until walked by Uncle Sam’s mansion?
FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! WHEN YOU GOTTA GO YOU GOTTA GO! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
SLIDER: I do hope you’ll be scooping this eyesore to the public up!
FUZZYWIG: You mean the dog or the dogshit? How about I just make him eat it?
SLIDER: That would be a health hazard!
FUZZYWIG: You’re right. I wouldn’t want to make the patrons at the Chinese buffet sick after I’ve sold this waste of fur and Alpo for joint money….
FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! POO POO PLATTER! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
that’s very nice to think about da peeps in china… hope they care for us as much as we do ;o)
They send us shit, we send them shit! I’m all for fair trade…
Amen to fair trade……purrrrhaps we can invent a virus to send to them? It’s only fair…….
Pam
Poo poo platter…snorf! 🤣
100% certified organic!
Urgh, yuk! Today’s special – poo-fed canine supreme…
Just think of it as recycled food!
I’ve never ordered the poo poo platter and now I know I definitely never will!
It tastes like shit…. literally!
It takes balls to sell the stuff.