On the fourth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Four calling frauds!
TROLL: …yes and my routing number is 8675309. Yeah, just like the song!
BUB: Did you just give out your checking account information over the phone?
TROLL: Yeah! My car warranty is about to expire! And you know I can’t afford costly repairs on my unemployment wages!
BUB: Since when do you have a car?
TROLL: Obviously I have a car if my car warranty is about to expire, dumbass! Why else would an unknown number bother calling me in the first place? Oh, and now that I’ve blown all my jack re-upping the warranty…. mind if I bum a cigarette off you?
BUB: Sorry, but you’re a spam risk. *CLICK!*