The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 5

On the fifth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Five golden kids!

SQUIRREL DAD: Aw, aren’t our children so sweet?

SQUIRREL MOM: It’s all an act!  I know they’ve been up to no good.

SQUIRREL DAD: Don’t you think our precious offspring should get the benefit of the doubt, dear?

SQUIRREL MOM: (Whips out her taser) I shoot first and assess innocence later….

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!!!!!!!

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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11 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 5

  1. Kismet says:

    It sounds like the Hanging Judge.

  2. draliman says:

    I heard Judge Dredd was originally going to be Judge Squirrel but the studio wouldn’t go for it…

  3. Typical Mom……although not sure there were tasers when I was a kid….thank heavens.

    Pam

  4. Tasers are a vital necessity with children. 😈

  5. Trisha says:

    I like the way Squirrel Mom thinks! I’d sure like to tase a few people around here.

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