SQUIRREL DAD: Aw, aren’t our children so sweet?
SQUIRREL MOM: It’s all an act! I know they’ve been up to no good.
SQUIRREL DAD: Don’t you think our precious offspring should get the benefit of the doubt, dear?
SQUIRREL MOM: (Whips out her taser) I shoot first and assess innocence later….
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Evil Squirrel's Nest 
It sounds like the Hanging Judge.
I heard Judge Dredd was originally going to be Judge Squirrel but the studio wouldn’t go for it…
That’s because nobody would believe a squirrel could be evil. More subconscious influence from our overlords…
Typical Mom……although not sure there were tasers when I was a kid….thank heavens.
Pam
No, but there were always switches!
My Dad believed in the power of the hand. I don’t think my Mom ever spanked us – she was one of those Moms who would say “just wait until your Dad gets home!!!!”………….. LOL
Tasers are a vital necessity with children. 😈
I’m sure my parents wished they had one… or ten.
Mine probably did too-I know I sure did when the kids were growing up!!
I like the way Squirrel Mom thinks! I’d sure like to tase a few people around here.
I’d love to carry one at work, though right now I’d probably use it more on the management than the customers…