On the sixth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Six bears a laying!
BROTHER BEAR: So, shouldn’t there be five other bears laying down with me?
MITZI: Ooooh, how kinky! Like, we can totally make five more bears! Let Mitzi show you how she totally does a’laying!
BROTHER BEAR: Oh boy! Having a manufacturing defect has never felt so good!