On the sixth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Six bears a laying!
BROTHER BEAR: So, shouldn’t there be five other bears laying down with me?
MITZI: Ooooh, how kinky! Like, we can totally make five more bears! Let Mitzi show you how she totally does a’laying!
BROTHER BEAR: Oh boy! Having a manufacturing defect has never felt so good!
Manufacturing defects make the world go ’round.
Pam
Mitzi is truly ADA compliant!
Let’s face it – Mitzi is compliant with and for everyone! LOL
this will be in my mind forever… and ever… that’s for sure… hahahahaha
Brother Bear will never forget either…
Mitzi is such a clever lady, solving all the problems, making a bear happy.
Everyone should know a girl like Mitzi…
Yes, and every girl should be as Mitzi…
Bwahahaha! Way to look on the positive side of the shelf.
Mitzi can change anyone’s outlook on life…
That’s one lucky bear, and don’t he know it though?
He’s lucky until the first time Big Scrat takes advantage of his situation…
You need to lay a bare bear.
Since he can’t stand up he’s just got to lie there and take it, the lucky chappie…
BDSM without the pesky cuffs and chains…