The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7

On the seventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Seven swines a’sizzlin’!

CLETUS: Say thar, pardner… I reckon you ain’t seen a little lost piggy around these parts that escaped from my farm?

HUNG LO: Sorry, Hung Lo busy frying bacon in wok for almost all you can eat buffet.  Care for a slice?

CLETUS: I reckon I am purty hungry after all that huntin’ for ol’ Hammy and am really hankerin’ for some vittles!  It better not be made outta hound meat, though!  I heard about these dog butcherin’ oriental buffets!

HUNG LO: Not this time….


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11 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 7

  1. true… absolutely treu this time…

  2. Nope – not this time…..if you’re real quiet you can hear echoes of the last “oink” old Hammy made before cleaver time!


  3. Alas poor Hammy, we knew him well. 🐽🐷

  4. Kismet says:

    As long as it ain’t parrot.

  5. draliman says:

    Poor Hammy.
    You struck it lucky with the bottom of that washing up bowl, very grill-like. Have I ruined the magic?

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