On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Eight males a’milking!
SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!? The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders!
JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the milking under control! If you like squeezing things, you could always help Brother Hank collect bull semen!
SNUGGLE: Man, fuck you!
MITZI: Like, Mooooooooooooooooooo and stuff!!!!!!
Oh that Mitzi….always the center of the action! I do believe she would squeeze anything if she got a return squeeze from the squeezer.
You squeeze mine and I’ll squeeze yours. That’s what makes the world go round…
Mitzy knows all about that!
Just in case it gets sent to spam due to all of the images, be on the lookout for an email from me!
Got it……thanks……..we will be using it SOON.
hahahaha… the best farm job ever LOL
Yes! Either way, you get milk…
Having lots of fun!
That’s how it goes on the Shelf…
Snuggle is a pervert.
Obvious observation is obvious…
🐮 Moooo and shtuff… 🐂 (don’t touch my junk). There is a writer who was a country vet. He told a story of a visit to a farm, it was later in the evening and the stable with the cow he needed to see wasn’t well lit, an oil lantern or a candle or something was all there was. He saw his “patient’ and because he was seeing her for mastitis (inflammation of the teat which interferes with milk production in the cow, and is caused by a nasty infection), he grabbed her udder. He soon found his mistake because there was a loud MOOOOO! and the thing he grabbed felt really strange for an udder…he described it as a long smooth something with a pendulous cleft at the end. The farmer remarked “I don’t think HE needs any attention, his stuff is working just fine” and the vet found himself staring into the face of a big bull, nose ring and the whole thing. Fortunately the bull was more docile than nervous, because that could have been dangerous!
He’s lucky the bull didn’t try to coerce him into continuing. I’m sure the bulls like to be milked from time to time too… yet the ladies get all the farmer’s attention.
I always wondered how they got all that semen. Now, I know. I think I’ll have a few nightmares about this. Or not. Even a bull’s gotta get some, right?
Being a farm animal has a lot of benefits if you aren’t the one ticketed for the slaughterhouse…
Mitzi’s having a great time this Shelfmas!
It’s always Mitzi’s most wonderful time of the year….
Leave it to Mitzi to…ahem…save the day?