The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Eight males a’milking!

SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!?  The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders!

JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the milking under control!  If you like squeezing things, you could always help Brother Hank collect bull semen!

SNUGGLE: Man, fuck you!

MITZI: Like, Mooooooooooooooooooo and stuff!!!!!!

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18 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 8

  1. Oh that Mitzi….always the center of the action! I do believe she would squeeze anything if she got a return squeeze from the squeezer.

    Pam

  2. hahahaha… the best farm job ever LOL

  3. noelleg44 says:

    Having lots of fun!

  4. Kismet says:

    Snuggle is a pervert.

  5. 🐮 Moooo and shtuff… 🐂 (don’t touch my junk). There is a writer who was a country vet. He told a story of a visit to a farm, it was later in the evening and the stable with the cow he needed to see wasn’t well lit, an oil lantern or a candle or something was all there was. He saw his “patient’ and because he was seeing her for mastitis (inflammation of the teat which interferes with milk production in the cow, and is caused by a nasty infection), he grabbed her udder. He soon found his mistake because there was a loud MOOOOO! and the thing he grabbed felt really strange for an udder…he described it as a long smooth something with a pendulous cleft at the end. The farmer remarked “I don’t think HE needs any attention, his stuff is working just fine” and the vet found himself staring into the face of a big bull, nose ring and the whole thing. Fortunately the bull was more docile than nervous, because that could have been dangerous!

  6. I always wondered how they got all that semen. Now, I know. I think I’ll have a few nightmares about this. Or not. Even a bull’s gotta get some, right?

  7. draliman says:

    Mitzi’s having a great time this Shelfmas!

  8. Leave it to Mitzi to…ahem…save the day?

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