On the eighth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Eight males a’milking!
SNUGGLE: Dafuq, dude!?!? The only reason I volunteered to help on your farm was so I could squeeze the udders!
JIM BOB: Sorry, I’ve got the milking under control! If you like squeezing things, you could always help Brother Hank collect bull semen!
SNUGGLE: Man, fuck you!
MITZI: Like, Mooooooooooooooooooo and stuff!!!!!!