Share Your World – Week 153

I’m sexy and you know it!

As we continue to delve into the C list of Shelf Critter Theatre stars, for this week’s SYW intro I’ll turn to that doe eyed little lamb and Mitzi wannabe who adds a toxic dose of cuteness to every episode she appears in, Mary.  If you know your nursery rhymes, Mary’s naming inspiration should be obvious… and she didn’t even make it onto the SCT stage until the second season episode parodying American Idol where she got her face melted off by Mr. Fox.  No, I’m not making that up…

You can’t out-cute me, you braindead fox!

Mary’s a Littlest Pet Shop bobblehead figurine that, like Fleabag and several of my ponies, came courtesy of McDonald’s and the fact that my Mom always got the Happy Meal there because that’s all she had the appetite for.  I wound up with a few of the unwanted toys that I now play with on my blog for your entertainment…

A SYW question themed around Mary…

Impracticality aside, if you could pick one animal to have as an exotic pet based solely on how cute and adorable it is, what would it be?

You know I’m cuter than those silly reindeer, Santa Take me back to the cabin with you!

And now let’s Share Our World with Melanie’s question for this week, of which I wound up as a small part of….

That URL has a reindeer emoji in it!  Is that even possible?  Will the pingback work!?!?!?

Hold on while I find the reindeer emoji key…

What really turns your stomach?  (politicians aside)

I typically leave off the parentheticals from questions if they aren’t critical to my answer… but it isn’t politicians who turn my stomach.  It’s the people who argue the politics.  The whole toxic way of “debate” in the internet age absolutely makes me wretch, while the same self-righteous know-it-all highbrows that occupy both sides of the alleged debate think I’m deranged for squishing possums and bimbofying unicorns…

Just another normal day at The Nest… far way from the angry mobs.

What would YOU do with the immense amount of ‘garbage’ in the world, if there weren’t dumps or barges where it was taken to be processed?

Send it here!  I’m always on the lookout for more potential critters and props to make out of things most people would have had the good sense to pitch…

Special delivery for Mr. E. Squirrel. Please sign here…

What’s the oddest container you’ve ever gotten a gift in?

This is the question I had a hand in, though I was more interested overall in any oddball holiday traditions people had.  Though it’s easy to be distracted when the story is about how your mother used empty tampon boxes to give gifts in…

Stick a cork in it!

Do people behave differently during Christmas

Short answer, no.  At least for me… I can’t speak for others.  It seems to be a trope that people tend to act kinder and more generously during the holidays, but the super cynic in me thinks that’s mostly an act at best, or a myth at worst.

Seasons greetings!

This is an allegedly joyful time of year.   How do you, personally,  FEEL?

With my hands, of course.  But there’s always things they frown upon me feeling…

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12 Responses to Share Your World – Week 153

  1. there is a tutorial how to make tampax ornaments for the tree… so you can use the box and the things inside…

  2. 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌 🦌
    Just saying.
    As for Mary. how can such a cute innocent face be a star on the shelf? Is she under some kind of spell or what?

  3. Sadje says:

    Hilarious answers

  4. Wholly St. Nick…quick! Someone call the ASPCA or the Humane Society on that cigar smokin’ hater!! Thank you Mr. E.S. for Sharing Your World and the ‘true’ nature of Christmas *insert celebration of your own choosing* Perhaps we can re-couch the tampon box question (although someone today beat your tampon box with a toilet seat box). Both things I wouldn’t care to see under MY Christmas tree I can say! Re-word it and get the actual question out there? In fact on the SYW Before Christmas (coming your way soon), I will do that very thing. Here’s the question “What unusual traditions does your family or you, yourself, indulge in during December with all it’s festive celebrations from different places?” How’s that (you could parsec that down for me, I do realize it’s a very long run on… aw..) You’ll be getting the credit. Now as to the banner with the reindeer….that went over like a slightly leaded balloon…some folks only see %@$# which probably looked as if I were cussing. 😨 I just right clicked, choose “emojis” at the top of the menu and chose “reindeer” and it popped up. I wasn’t sure it would work either. Now remember that I’m a fossil who uses her desktop tower computer to blog (no Apples or Macs or “I”s here). I realize the variety of devices and ways folks plug into WordPress is vast. But I thought I’d share the ‘trick’ of the emoji in the title. Hope it helped. Um. Well have a great week! I’m off to read about ‘nine rain ladies dancing’…. 🤣

    • Congrats on putting together the first url I’ve ever seen with a working emoji! I’m sure I have the option to add them somewhere, but I still do the old school punctuation mark faces I learned two decades ago…

  5. Kismet says:

    Do people behave differently in December? Not really, they are the same starting with killing each other on Black Friday.

  6. In answer to the exotic pet question……………a man-eating otter. I’m getting to like them more.

    Pam

  7. draliman says:

    When Mr Fox gets arrested for the slaughter, presumably in his interview he’ll be exercising his right to silence…

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