The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 9

On the ninth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Nine ladies rain dancing!

SNUGGLE: Yeah!  Work that pole, cutie!!!

RAINY: What!?!?  This is not a pole!  It’s my precious rain gauge!  And I’m trying to do a rain dance, not entertain preverts like YOU!!!

SNUGGLE: It’s working, bitch!  I’mma make it rain right now!!!

Snuggle lofts a wad of singles onto the “stage.”

RAINY: This is NOT RAIN!!!  But……. (tucks a few of the bills into her precious stripper pole) I should keep dancing anyway.  Maybe I can buy some rain on Amazon…


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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11 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 9

  1. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if rain is for sale on Amazon. They say it rains a lot in the Amazon jungle.


  2. we found it…. 9 hours rain storm for just 1.99… that is a deal!!!!

  3. Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if it were listed by a third party affiliate on Amazon.

  4. Kismet says:

    What is the guarantee on the rain?

  5. draliman says:

    That’s a relief, I was worried Snuggle was going to make it rain in a different manner…

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