On the ninth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Nine ladies rain dancing!
SNUGGLE: Yeah! Work that pole, cutie!!!
RAINY: What!?!? This is not a pole! It’s my precious rain gauge! And I’m trying to do a rain dance, not entertain preverts like YOU!!!
SNUGGLE: It’s working, bitch! I’mma make it rain right now!!!
Snuggle lofts a wad of singles onto the “stage.”
RAINY: This is NOT RAIN!!! But……. (tucks a few of the bills into her precious stripper pole) I should keep dancing anyway. Maybe I can buy some rain on Amazon…