On the ninth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Nine ladies rain dancing!
SNUGGLE: Yeah! Work that pole, cutie!!!
RAINY: What!?!? This is not a pole! It’s my precious rain gauge! And I’m trying to do a rain dance, not entertain preverts like YOU!!!
SNUGGLE: It’s working, bitch! I’mma make it rain right now!!!
Snuggle lofts a wad of singles onto the “stage.”
RAINY: This is NOT RAIN!!! But……. (tucks a few of the bills into her precious stripper pole) I should keep dancing anyway. Maybe I can buy some rain on Amazon…
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
I actually wouldn’t be surprised if rain is for sale on Amazon. They say it rains a lot in the Amazon jungle.
Pam
Given the most recent package I got from Amazon (story to come Sunday!), I’d worry that rain from the jungle wouldn’t make it to my front porch intact…
we found it…. 9 hours rain storm for just 1.99… that is a deal!!!!
That’s a ripoff! We get those for free all the time in the Spring…
Wouldn’t surprise me one bit if it were listed by a third party affiliate on Amazon.
I wonder if I can order some snow…
Place two orders and I’ll send a check!
What is the guarantee on the rain?
50%, just like in the forecasts.
That’s a relief, I was worried Snuggle was going to make it rain in a different manner…
I think that would only be allowed in the VIP room…