On the eleventh day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Eleven pipers……. toking!
FUZZYWIG: Dafuq? I get lost wandering to the icebox to get some munchies, and my Good Stuff gets hijacked by a bunch of freeloaders!
TROLL: Hey, you’re the one who says this stuff shouldn’t be bogarted!
BUB: (Inhaling) Ahhhhhhh…. share and share alike!
TINA: My turn!!!! This is gonna make me look SO COOL!
Fuzzywig ought to know that crowd by now…..never walk away from a supply of “Good Stuff” when there are critters on the loose!
Pam
Too many grabby paws on this Shelf. He should have taken it with him…
I can smell it all the way over here.
Well yeah, that shit reeks…
Fuzzywig ought to know that stoners don’t really respect ‘boundaries’. Maybe it’s the weed. Maybe it’s the retro hark back to the 60s when the idea of free everything (love, peace, world peace, food, water, air, drugs …whatever there was) was communal and everyone shared things around. The only real rule that exists within the stoner’s handbook (if you will), is don’t hog ALL the weed, food, water, air etc etc. I’ve never been a stoner, but I’ve spent a shocking amount of time around them. I’ve watched that “Ooo! FREE good stuff!” attitude time after time, if there’s some weed left unattended. And then a portion of those going “Ooo!” will smoke the whole amount there. It can cause problems. Solution? Take the damned stuff with you if you move around (even to your own fridge) because your “friends” know you’re holding and they’re just waiting for opportunity to knock.
Sometimes Fuzzy’s mind is too addled to think of stuff like that. He can fix things by leaving out a pan of his special brownies baked with a generous helping of Ex Lax…
‘Tis the season for goodwill and good stuff for all critters, after all…
Never leave anything of value unattended. Period.