The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 12

On the twelfth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Twelve bummers bumming!

TROLL: Excuse me sir, but at this joyous time could you spare a dollar for a poor, unfortunate critter down on his luck?

CHIP: You don’t look crippled to me.  Get a job, you slob!  Everyone’s hiring right now.

TROLL: You see, sir…. I have a…. well, very unique ailment that makes me allergic to manual labor.

CHIP: Uh huh….

TROLL: And it can only be treated with cheap booze….. so if you’ll help me buy the medicine I so desperately need to be well again…. sir, where are you going?  Sir???


About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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8 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 12

  1. The best story today, thank you, this made me smile in this dark world.

  2. mydangblog says:

    Cheap booze will cure most things–or at least make you forget about them for a while!

  3. Kismet says:

    Forget the cheap booze. Try hi-test gasoline.

  4. ♪♫♪♫ ‘Tis the season to ‘help’ the helpless ♪♫♫♪ (by being judgmental and trying to force others to act/think/be all the same. No druggies or alkies need apply). The skit was hilarious, I hope you didn’t think I was being judgmental! 😱 Poor troll. I wouldn’t give him a dime either though. Bah humbug.

  5. Always better to be vague when trying to explain a scam.

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