The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 13

On the thirteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Thirteen fleas a’itching!

FLEABAG: BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH!

FUZZYWIG: Someone looks like they need a flea dip…. head first in the toilet.

CHIP: So I guess (itch, scratch!) this is where we start just (itch, scratch!) freestyling the gifts in this stupid feature (itch, scratch!).

FUZZYWIG: Eh, maybe whoever wrote that annoying carol was shot before they could get to Day 13.

CHIP: How come these fleas aren’t (itch, scratch!) making you itch, Fuzzy?

FUZZYWIG: Dude, anything that gets in my fur is going to be too mellow to do any biting…

CHIP: Yeah, just wait until (scratch, itch!) the munchies kick in…

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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12 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 13

  1. 13 fleas… burn the house down… no fogger from amazon can solve that LOL

  2. Once they “move in” they’re hard to evict!!

    Pam

  3. 🤣 stoned fleas… hahahaha!

  4. It’s a well known fact that corn based products (like the famous munchie, Fritos) exacerbate scratchiness. Stoned or otherwise.

  5. Kismet says:

    Birds don’t get fleas. Arizona doesn’t get fleas or ticks.

  6. draliman says:

    Oh dear, sounds like Fuzzywig is in for a bad time once the mellow wears off!

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