On the thirteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Thirteen fleas a’itching!
FLEABAG: BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH! BARK! SCRATCH!
FUZZYWIG: Someone looks like they need a flea dip…. head first in the toilet.
CHIP: So I guess (itch, scratch!) this is where we start just (itch, scratch!) freestyling the gifts in this stupid feature (itch, scratch!).
FUZZYWIG: Eh, maybe whoever wrote that annoying carol was shot before they could get to Day 13.
CHIP: How come these fleas aren’t (itch, scratch!) making you itch, Fuzzy?
FUZZYWIG: Dude, anything that gets in my fur is going to be too mellow to do any biting…
CHIP: Yeah, just wait until (scratch, itch!) the munchies kick in…
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
13 fleas… burn the house down… no fogger from amazon can solve that LOL
Tell me about it! Been through it a few times now… and really wanted to get the matches out.
ordered 3 fogger… felt shame because of the people who pack the boxes, they must think I’m a clochard… it was THE hell…
Once they “move in” they’re hard to evict!!
Pam
But I think Fuzzy found a way to make them docile…
🤣 stoned fleas… hahahaha!
Why not? They probably like to huff that flea treatment on dogs…
It’s a well known fact that corn based products (like the famous munchie, Fritos) exacerbate scratchiness. Stoned or otherwise.
Fuzzy probably buys generic chips, and who knows what they’re really made out of…
Birds don’t get fleas. Arizona doesn’t get fleas or ticks.
Oh dear, sounds like Fuzzywig is in for a bad time once the mellow wears off!
Yep. Good thing he’ll have something to ease the pain…. and the cycle shall continue.