On the fourteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Fourteen shoppers shopping…
SPARKLEPONY: Grab the keys, Rainbow Donkey! You’re taking me shopping!
RAINBOW DONKEY: Didn’t we just go shopping an hour ago?
SPARKLEPONY: NO buts! Luna’s invited us to an ugly sweater party, and I don’t want to wear what I wore last year!
RD: But dear, I think you already look perfectly fitting for that party.
SPARKLEPONY: That’s sweet of you to say, but…… wait, what did you just say to me!?!?
RD: Nothing, dear. I’ll go warm the car up….
SPARKLEPONY: You better warm up the seat in the outhouse too, because that’s where you’ll be spending this Christmas, mister!!!!!