On the fourteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Fourteen shoppers shopping…
SPARKLEPONY: Grab the keys, Rainbow Donkey! You’re taking me shopping!
RAINBOW DONKEY: Didn’t we just go shopping an hour ago?
SPARKLEPONY: NO buts! Luna’s invited us to an ugly sweater party, and I don’t want to wear what I wore last year!
RD: But dear, I think you already look perfectly fitting for that party.
SPARKLEPONY: That’s sweet of you to say, but…… wait, what did you just say to me!?!?
RD: Nothing, dear. I’ll go warm the car up….
SPARKLEPONY: You better warm up the seat in the outhouse too, because that’s where you’ll be spending this Christmas, mister!!!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
if one of the 14 shoppers is our mama, then you are ruined for the whole next year ;O))
We will stay out of her way, and then once she buys up all of the trashures, we’ll go looking for the good stuff!
Uhoh…..hope the outhouse is decorated for the holidays – no it doesn’t count if toilet paper is draped around inside……
Pam
But it’s red and green toilet paper! With the Grinch’s face on one side and Scrooge’s on the other…
Oh…well….in that case, it passes the “Santa Test” !
Aw, poor Rainbow Donkey. Although Sparkle Pony is so mean maybe he finds the outhouse more peaceful.
Perhaps so. I just hope he can fit Mitzi in there as well so he isn’t alone on Christmas…
Tis the season for all men to stick their feet (hooves) in their mouths in regard to their best girls (or boys, no judgment here). Poor R.D. But if there’s a strategically placed hole in the outhouse wall, he might get a present from Mitzi all the same… 😉
Gotta peek through the moon to make sure it’s Mitzi and not Big Scrat….. well, maybe he wouldn’t care.
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Tell it like it is, even if it gets you sent to the outhouse…
They don’t call him Rainbow “Tactful” Donkey for nothing…
A unicorn can not tell a lie…. not even to his wife.