On the fifteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Fifteen feet of….. garland!
MITZI: Like, Mitzi totally doesn’t remember putting that funky garland on the tree!
ZEEBA: It’s intestines!!!!
BEARCAT: Yeah, we dissected a possum in school today, and Zeeba brought home some of the parts for souvenirs!
ZEEBA: And I made ornaments out of the eyeballs!
BEARCAT: And used glitter glue to make the spleen into tinsel!
MITZI: Mitzi’s baby grrls are, like, so totally creative!!!!
Well, “creative” is one way to describe Mitzi’s spawn but “nutso” might be another word to consider.
Pam
You could maybe use “nutso,” but nobody’s ever told that to Zeeba’s face yet. Not even the guidance counselor who went missing last week…
well… why not. it fits to the tampax ornaments ;O)
Definitely! What better than red to go with the green tree…
Whoa…that takes recycling to a whole new level.
Waste not, want not! That possum did not get dissected in vain…
Creative *koff koff koff PSYCHOTIC koff koff koff* little ‘uns. At least that Zeeba seems to be. I think Bearcat has some issues with being overly submissive. Maybe in self defense.. hmm 🤔
I think Zeeba’s family HAS to be nice to her, just like that god awful Billy Mumy episode of the Twilight Zone I hate…
It’s a very Halloween Christmas!
Just gotta load up some of those good Christmas slasher flicks…