On the seventeenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Seventeen skunks a’spraying!
CHIP: Oh come on! As if (cough, hack!) just one skunk isn’t bad enough!
FUZZYWIG: I guess (cough, hack!) Rainy just found out the forecast doesn’t call for a (cough, hack!) wet Christmas this year.
CHIP: There’ll never be a wet Christmas if she (cough, hack!) keeps depleting the ozone with her (cough, hack!) toxic emissions!
That photo would be a fun one for “Caption This”……OK – I’ll go first – “Oh Honey this box is just the size of that cute little whip we saw for sale in the new sex shop in town!!” ……I also notice that this couple has their own “shelf critter” behind them on the mantle.
Pam
I’ve tried to choose gift giving pics as interesting as possible for these, and there does seem to be that “knowing glance” between the two! I’ll bet she can’t wait to try out that brand new black leather dominatrix outfit she found at Goodwill…
LOL
17?… oh boy…. even one is enough… with 17 you can destroy da world…
And everyone was worried about too many nukes. Maybe we should seek skunk disarmament…
I suspect every stoner in the world would be after you if they actually passed skunk disarmament. Especially Fuzzywig. 🤣 Oh wait. 😳 You were talking about the OTHER type of skunk, weren’t you? My bad. 😆
I love skunks!
I do too! All woodland critters, really. Much of my old comic strip was made up of squirrels, raccoons and skunks….
Awesome!
Are you tuning this into Evil Skunk’s nest?
That’s the sort of present we want to unleash when the in-laws won’t leave after Christmas dinner…
Sometimes, the in-laws unleash that themselves…
If it were white, I’d take it! #needsnow ❄️