The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 18

On the eighteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Eighteen happy pills!

LUNA: Well, there WAS eighteen happy pills in this bottle… but I think someone took them all!

ZAC: Not me! Nope!  Totally innocent!  Not guilty!  Wasn’t me!  Can’t prove it!  OMG!  I’m so happyhappyhappy right now!  I can smell rainbows and taste sunshine!!!

LUNA: No overdose of pills should make anyone THAT happy!  I’ll go get a stomach pump…

ZAC: Won’t work!  They didn’t go that way!  I thought they were suppositories!  Butt pills!  Yep!  I stuck them all in the back door!  Up the poop chute!  In the rectory!  It was a big crack attack!

LUNA: How vile!!!!  And these pills were……… effervescent!

ZAC: Yep!  That’s why they made me SO HAPPY!!!  My tookus is tingling! My butt is bubbling!  My colon is being cleansed!  Good good good! Good vibrations!!!!

LUNA: This looks like a job for Big Scrat….

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10 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 18

  1. I think it would be a good idea NOT to be in the room when Big Scrat “takes care of” Zac.

    Pam

  2. And here I was, thinking ‘Zac” was so innocent looking! 😳 At least now I know why he’s so very very happy!

  3. Kismet says:

    I need one but didn’t get one.

  4. draliman says:

    Yikes. Effervescent butt pills. I’m surprised Mitzi isn’t in on this action…

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