On the eighteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Eighteen happy pills!
LUNA: Well, there WAS eighteen happy pills in this bottle… but I think someone took them all!
ZAC: Not me! Nope! Totally innocent! Not guilty! Wasn’t me! Can’t prove it! OMG! I’m so happyhappyhappy right now! I can smell rainbows and taste sunshine!!!
LUNA: No overdose of pills should make anyone THAT happy! I’ll go get a stomach pump…
ZAC: Won’t work! They didn’t go that way! I thought they were suppositories! Butt pills! Yep! I stuck them all in the back door! Up the poop chute! In the rectory! It was a big crack attack!
LUNA: How vile!!!! And these pills were……… effervescent!
ZAC: Yep! That’s why they made me SO HAPPY!!! My tookus is tingling! My butt is bubbling! My colon is being cleansed! Good good good! Good vibrations!!!!
LUNA: This looks like a job for Big Scrat….