The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

On the nineteenth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Nineteen bottles of….. er, soda on the wall!

CHIP: Shouldn’t this be BEER on the wall?

SNUGGLE: (Chug!) I’ve been after this goody two shoes dweeb for years to get some real booze on this Shelf!  All he’s got 19 bottles of is this sick, syrupy tasting pussy swill!  Just shut up and take a goddamn drink already!

BUB: And don’t forget to pass it around!  I do love the handouts that come with this job…

FLEABAG: SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK! SLURP! BARK!

TROLL: (Doing a spit take) This tastes more like mixed saliva than it does a soft drink!  Maybe if I put the bottle in a brown paper bag I could imagine it’s Old Crow…

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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13 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 19

  1. The critters apparently aren’t enamored with your choice of liquid refreshment except for Bub and Fleabag – well majority rules so too bad for the complainers!

    Pam

  2. mydangblog says:

    I’m so happy to have found someone who loves Pepsi as much as I do–no Coke for this girl!

  3. Does he even have a stomach to digest this swill? I’d have thought it rotted out years ago.

  4. draliman says:

    Soda? Don’t you mean pop? Heh.

  5. Eeeek indeed! The dreaded (and swill-ish “P” drink). Ugh. Still, your blog, your possibly ulcer causing cola product of choice. Me? I’ll keep on drinking Coca-cola because it’s ‘the REAL thing’! 😉 Hehe. Still. I suspect I know where Fleabag’s mouth has been (either licking his parts with gusto OR eating poo in the back yard) so I wouldn’t be drinking that after he had his tongue in it. 🤢 Ziggy, on the other hand, is known to come and grab a drink from whatever I have if I’m not monitoring him carefully. Today it was cranberry juice. 😲 Um. His mouth is certified as sterile of course…

  6. Kismet says:

    Get a hard drink. It even kills germs.

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