On the twentieth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty years of servi…. servitude!
EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, congratulations for your 20 years of dedicated service cleaning the shitters here at Evil Squirrel’s Nest! Please accept this token of my appreciation!
TROLL: Aw, boss! You shouldn’t have! (Opens up the case) Dafuq is this?
ES: It’s a pink slip. I’m firing your ass!
TROLL: Wait… what?
ES: You heard me…. get out of my office!!!!
TROLL: But sir…. is that any way to treat a dedicated…
ES: Do I need to call security? (Picks up phone) Get me Officer Big Scrat….
TROLL: I’m going, I’m going!!!!