The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 20

On the twentieth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Twenty years of servi…. servitude!

EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, congratulations for your 20 years of dedicated service cleaning the shitters here at Evil Squirrel’s Nest!  Please accept this token of my appreciation!

TROLL: Aw, boss! You shouldn’t have!  (Opens up the case)  Dafuq is this?

ES: It’s a pink slip.  I’m firing your ass!

TROLL: Wait… what?

ES: You heard me…. get out of my office!!!!

TROLL: But sir…. is that any way to treat a dedicated…

ES: Do I need to call security?  (Picks up phone) Get me Officer Big Scrat….

TROLL: I’m going, I’m going!!!!

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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11 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 20

  1. So who’s in charge of flushing receptacles now at Evil Squirrel HQ? Dare I ask?

    Pam

  2. you can give that job to our mama… she has da pawfect equipment… a big bowl and a pancake flipper…

  3. Don’t forget to take the letter ‘e’ from the keyboard. Dedicated employees get no respect.

  4. Kismet says:

    A Merry Christmas to the newly unemployed,

  5. So the rumors are actually TRUE! E.S. is really *gasp* THE GRINCH. What hard ass rat bastage fires someone just before Christmas? Reminds me strongly of Bill Murray and Scrooged. Where’s Bobcat Goldwaithe when you need him? I bet he’d get out that shotgun if Troll asked nicely.

    • Nah, ES just wanted to give Troll all the time he wants to spend at home with his family this year! Not that Troll has a family….. or a home….. but it’s the thought that counts!

  6. draliman says:

    Oh no, and right before Christmas too! At least he got the personal treatment and wasn’t fired with hundreds of his mates over Zoom…

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