On the twentieth day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty years of servi…. servitude!
EVIL SQUIRREL: Troll, congratulations for your 20 years of dedicated service cleaning the shitters here at Evil Squirrel’s Nest! Please accept this token of my appreciation!
TROLL: Aw, boss! You shouldn’t have! (Opens up the case) Dafuq is this?
ES: It’s a pink slip. I’m firing your ass!
TROLL: Wait… what?
ES: You heard me…. get out of my office!!!!
TROLL: But sir…. is that any way to treat a dedicated…
ES: Do I need to call security? (Picks up phone) Get me Officer Big Scrat….
TROLL: I’m going, I’m going!!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
So who’s in charge of flushing receptacles now at Evil Squirrel HQ? Dare I ask?
Pam
I don’t know. I guess next time Mitzi pees on the seat, someone’s just gonna end up sitting in it…
you can give that job to our mama… she has da pawfect equipment… a big bowl and a pancake flipper…
It also requires a toothbrush to get under the rim. Troll will let you borrow his…
Don’t forget to take the letter ‘e’ from the keyboard. Dedicated employees get no respect.
I don’t think toilet scrubbers get access to keyboards. He could always steal the handle…
A Merry Christmas to the newly unemployed,
So the rumors are actually TRUE! E.S. is really *gasp* THE GRINCH. What hard ass rat bastage fires someone just before Christmas? Reminds me strongly of Bill Murray and Scrooged. Where’s Bobcat Goldwaithe when you need him? I bet he’d get out that shotgun if Troll asked nicely.
Nah, ES just wanted to give Troll all the time he wants to spend at home with his family this year! Not that Troll has a family….. or a home….. but it’s the thought that counts!
Oh no, and right before Christmas too! At least he got the personal treatment and wasn’t fired with hundreds of his mates over Zoom…
I’m pretty sure ES thinks “Zoom” is the name of a children’s show (which it actually was). All unwarranted firings will be done the proper way…