On the twenty-second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty-two demons decked out!
RICKY: Heathen! I’m pretty sure your kind doesn’t celebrate Christmas…
DEVIL: Shows how much you know, halo humper! We demons get in the Christmas spirit every year too!
RICKY: I’m sure it isn’t the TRUE MEANING of Christmas®…
DEVIL: Didja know that Hell has its own savior who was born to save the world from do-gooders like YOU?
RICKY: Blasphemy!
DEVIL: And our Mary….. well, let’s just say she was no virgin!!!!
RICKY: God, please forgive your humble servant while I regurgitate my daily bread….
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
I think the description, “it takes all kinds” comes to mind now.
The more kinds, the merrier…
Oh my….never thought about the possibility that “down there” they celebrate ANYTHING other than a day that’s less HOT than the others maybe. I bet they all have “portable air conditioner” on their wish lists!
Pam
Well, they keep hearing about all those events that will make it freeze over, but it probably never really happens. It ain’t the temperature that’s the problem in Hell, it’s all the lawyers…
🤔 er, I think my sacristy wine has soured a little! Naughty demons! 🍷👿 🤣
We aim to blaspheme!
See, Hell sounds a lot more fun…
Oh, it definitely is! Um…. not that I know from personal experience, of course, since I’m such a good boy…… err……