The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 22

On the twenty-second day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Twenty-two demons decked out!

RICKY: Heathen!  I’m pretty sure your kind doesn’t celebrate Christmas…

DEVIL: Shows how much you know, halo humper!  We demons get in the Christmas spirit every year too!

RICKY: I’m sure it isn’t the TRUE MEANING of Christmas®…

DEVIL: Didja know that Hell has its own savior who was born to save the world from do-gooders like YOU?

RICKY: Blasphemy!

DEVIL: And our Mary….. well, let’s just say she was no virgin!!!!

RICKY: God, please forgive your humble servant while I regurgitate my daily bread….

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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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8 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 22

  1. I think the description, “it takes all kinds” comes to mind now.

  2. Oh my….never thought about the possibility that “down there” they celebrate ANYTHING other than a day that’s less HOT than the others maybe. I bet they all have “portable air conditioner” on their wish lists!

    Pam

    • Well, they keep hearing about all those events that will make it freeze over, but it probably never really happens. It ain’t the temperature that’s the problem in Hell, it’s all the lawyers…

  3. 🤔 er, I think my sacristy wine has soured a little! Naughty demons! 🍷👿 🤣

  4. draliman says:

    See, Hell sounds a lot more fun…

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