The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 23

On the twenty-third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…

Twenty-three pieces of candy!

TINA: All of this…… for ME!?!?!?

SNUGGLE: Only the best for my sweetie!  Now how about we head over to my windowless van and…

TINA: OMG!  You’re in such big trouble!  I’m an undercover cop, and you’re UNDER ARREST!!!

SNUGGLE: Dafuq!?!?  This is entrapment!  I never….. wait a minute!  You’re only eight years old!  You’re too young to be undercover fuzz!  In more ways than one….

TINA: I am too old enough!  In fact, my boss is even younger than me!  Here she comes now….

POLICE SERGEANT ZEEBA: Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! You have the right to remain BLEEDING!

SNUGGLE: Shit!  My old man always told me to never run from the police, but it’s either me or my wang!!!!  I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!!


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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7 Responses to The 24 Days Of Shelfmas – Day 23

  1. Gosh the thought of Zeeba being a police sergeant is enough to frighten the average citizen (not that the Shelf has any “average” citizens of course) but hearing those words “You have the right to remain bleeding” strikes fear in the hearts (and other parts) of everyone – not just Snuggle!


    • I’ll bet Tina and Zeeba could do a nice rendition of Good Cop/Bad Cop. Snuggle would probably confess to everything from the Great Train Robbery to hiding Jimmy Hoffa’s body by the time it was over…

  2. zeeba is da police? wow great… is there a new reality show with that?

  3. noelleg44 says:

    23 pieces of candy? Left over from Halloween? 😉 🙂

  4. draliman says:

    Sergeant Zeeba gets things done…

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