On the twenty-third day of Shelfmas, the critters gave to me…
Twenty-three pieces of candy!
TINA: All of this…… for ME!?!?!?
SNUGGLE: Only the best for my sweetie! Now how about we head over to my windowless van and…
TINA: OMG! You’re in such big trouble! I’m an undercover cop, and you’re UNDER ARREST!!!
SNUGGLE: Dafuq!?!? This is entrapment! I never….. wait a minute! You’re only eight years old! You’re too young to be undercover fuzz! In more ways than one….
TINA: I am too old enough! In fact, my boss is even younger than me! Here she comes now….
POLICE SERGEANT ZEEBA: Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! You have the right to remain BLEEDING!
SNUGGLE: Shit! My old man always told me to never run from the police, but it’s either me or my wang!!!! I’m outta here!!!!!!!!!!