Hold The Anchovies

It’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno!

Last time I went to the park, I got to watch a squirrel haul a grilled steak up a tree and nibble away at it.

To show that our park is truly a smorgasbord for the local squirrels, this time around I found a hungry little guy way up in a tree gnawing on what had to be a slice of pizza!

Mmmmmm, crust!

No doubt, some humans had a pizza party at one of the picnic shelters and figured nobody was going to find, let alone eat all the leftovers they threw away… but squirrels are expert scavengers and quite obviously enjoy a treat other than tree nuts every once in a while.  And what could be tastier than some all American Italian pie?

Not sharing! Go get your own…

Whatever.  I hope you have some antacid handy, since even my stomach sometimes gets upset by the combination of bread, cheese, tomato sauce and meat.

Live for today, because tomorrow it’ll be acorns and walnuts again…

This week’s Saturday Squirrel enjoying the junk food of kings!  That’s amore….

Have a great weekend everyone!


About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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14 Responses to Hold The Anchovies

  1. Rivergirl says:

    That’s crazy! Your city squirrels are adapting. Here, they won’t even touch the salad/fruit buffet I lay out for our wild visitors.

    • Between park picnics and all of the fast food joints just down the road, our park squirrels have an appreciation for the (cough, hack) finer foods in life. I got another “squirrel eating something weird” story from the same trip for a future Saturday….

  2. noelleg44 says:

    What a diet! They need to watch the fat!

  3. Good lord! That squirrel is going to have cholesterol issues and gout!

  4. draliman says:

    He’s certainly tucking in with gusto! Maybe there’s a squirrel-run nut-pizza establishment nearby.

  5. Oh I hope he enjoyed every single bite of that pizza! I bet he didn’t take any of it “home” and devoured the whole thing himself.


  6. It’s astonishing to see squirrels noshing on junk without getting fat!

  7. mydangblog says:

    I’m sure he’ll run off all the calories!

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