The holiday season gift exchanging tradition has never seemed so pointless as it will for this year’s Shelf Critter Secret Santa. 24 critters each buying gifts for the other 24, what could possibly go wrong……?
Speak of the devil….
BUSTER: Oh boy! What a neat idea Evil Squirrel had in organizing this little Secret Santa exchange for us! I can’t wait to make someone’s day with a thoroughly cheap and tacky gift!
Careful, Buster. Sarcasm can be hazardous to your health….
BUSTER: Oh swell! I wonder if Hung Lo would appreciate a gift card to his own buffet? Nah, better hit up the Mecca….
BUSTER: Merry Christmas, Hung Lo!
HUNG LO: Hung Lo not celebrate Christmas.
BUSTER: Oh, that’s right, you’re from Asia, so you’d be….
HUNG LO: Jewish. Ever seen Hung Lo wearing his Yamaha?
BUSTER: My apologies, I didn’t mean to offend. But still, in the spirit of the season, please accept this five dollar McGyver gizmo that is 963 tools in one!
HUNG LO: That’s nuts.
BUSTER: No, really! Check this out….
BUSTER: It has a peeler, a toenail clipper, a screwdriver, a bottle opener, a scissors, a vice grips, a belly button lint picker outer, a spork, a corkscrew, a doohickey…. this thing can do everything but wipe your derriere!
HUNG LO: Let me see that….
HUNG LO: Hung Lo only need multi-purpose tool for ONE purpose.
BUSTER: Oh yeah, I forgot about the fold out possum skewer! It…….. oh, I can’t feel my spleen anymore…..
Oy vey, I hope Buster’s certified kosher….
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Oh sure Buster is kosher – there’s blood all over his YAMAHA now but trust me he was wearing one……
Pam
I don’t think there’s a religion on earth that wouldn’t accept, and even encourage Buster as a sacrifice….
Buster should know better than to get close to any sharp objects. Or indeed any objects.
He should know better than to get out of bed, but what fun would there be dying from an infected bedbug bite?
Poor Buster…hoisted on a Leatherman petard.