Everything OK up there?
Uh oh! It looks like a poor squirrel may have gotten his head stuck in the hollow of this 
tree.
I’d gladly come up there and save you from your embarrassing dilemma, only I’m not very good at climbing trees. And besides, someone needs to document this moment for fail blogs…. er, I mean, the media.
Maybe if I call the fire department? They rescue cats from trees…. supposedly, anyway. Would they think I was nuts if I called them to get a squirrel out of a tree?
I’ll see if I can round up some industrial strength lube and the jaws of life….
Dude! I’m perfectly fine! Go away now!
Oh, well that’s a relief then! At least everyone will love your butt shot for this week’s Saturday Squirrel!
(Your intrepid photographer gets plunked with a giant acorn)
Have a great weekend everyone!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
I was going to recommend sending a cat up the tree to speed the process, but glad to see it wasn’t necessary.
😉
Then the squirrel would trick the cat into getting its head stuck in the tree, and we’re no better off….
I’m sure the little guy is mor annoyed that you’ve snapped him checking on his “secret” winter nut stash.
If he’s keeping his secret stash of nuts 100 feet up in a tree, then they’re certainly safe from me…
Perhaps he was unloading the groceries he’d just shopped for in the yard – handing them over to his partner in the nest not realizing someone was trying to capture a “butt shot” of him for their blog?
Pam
Hmmmm, would squirrels prefer paper or plastic? Which would make the best nest filler?
Little did he know that an intrepid photographer was lying in wait to get a shot of his butt. Blackmail pics? Lol!
That’s the price one pays when they choose to live up in the trees…. no butt privacy!
Well that had to be embarrassing.
Squirrels are like cats, they’re impossible to embarrass. They just look at you like, “What?”