SCT Secret Santa – Day 14

It’s the tradition that props up the retail sector one crappy $5 bath salt gift set at a time.  This if The Shelf critter version of the Secret Santa exchange.  Time for another sucker to draw a name…

Looks like we have two suckers this time…

SPONKIE 1: Ready to draw a name, sis?

SPONKIE 2: Always, bro!  We’re gonna give an awesome gift!

SPONKIE 1: Ooooh!  Can I be the gift this time?

SPONKIE 2: I’ll tell Ma, and she’ll tan your hide with her hairbrush again!

SPONKIE 2: So Miss Mitzi, me and my brother got you a bottle of Vegemite from our homeland of Australia!

SPONKIE 1: It was my sister’s idea if you don’t like it.  I was gonna bring you a live funnel web spider…

MITZI: Oh, you two are just such kyooootie wooties!!!  Like, thanksies for the Dynamite!  Like, what do you do with it?

SPONKIE 2: Well, you spread it on food like you would peanut butter or jelly….

MITZI: Ooooooh!  Mitzi has a totally amazeballs idea!!!  Can you, like, totally help a lady out, young man?

SPONKIE 2: This is SO WRONG!!!!

MITZI: Like, Mitzi’s a Vegemite sandwich now!  Who wants to eat Mitzi????

SPONKIE 1: (Spreading Vegemite like a mad man) Living the dream!

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13 Responses to SCT Secret Santa – Day 14

  1. my mind movie is only for adults today hahahahahaha

  2. noelleg44 says:

    Ohg yuck, Vegemite.

  3. I hope The Sponkies have enough sense to pass on the vegemite snack…….

    Pam

  4. Trisha says:

    Hopefully Rainbow Donkey doesn’t come along now. Even seeing that sight is sure to land him in the dog house until after the new year!

  5. draliman says:

    Mitzi’s (and Sponkie 1’s) dream.

    I do hope for the sake of Mitzi’s “sensitive areas” that that really is Vegemite and not a bottle of mouthwash or bathroom cleaner with a Vegemite label photoshopped on it…

    • Mitzi’s sensitive areas need not worry about residue from fake props. That’s actually a promotional piggy bank I got from work in the shape of a laundry detergent bottle off All Small and Mighty, which isn’t even made anymore…

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