It’s the tradition that props up the retail sector one crappy $5 bath salt gift set at a time. This if The Shelf critter version of the Secret Santa exchange. Time for another sucker to draw a name…
Looks like we have two suckers this time…
SPONKIE 1: Ready to draw a name, sis?
SPONKIE 2: Always, bro! We’re gonna give an awesome gift!
SPONKIE 1: Ooooh! Can I be the gift this time?
SPONKIE 2: I’ll tell Ma, and she’ll tan your hide with her hairbrush again!
SPONKIE 2: So Miss Mitzi, me and my brother got you a bottle of Vegemite from our homeland of Australia!
SPONKIE 1: It was my sister’s idea if you don’t like it. I was gonna bring you a live funnel web spider…
MITZI: Oh, you two are just such kyooootie wooties!!! Like, thanksies for the Dynamite! Like, what do you do with it?
SPONKIE 2: Well, you spread it on food like you would peanut butter or jelly….
MITZI: Ooooooh! Mitzi has a totally amazeballs idea!!! Can you, like, totally help a lady out, young man?
SPONKIE 2: This is SO WRONG!!!!
MITZI: Like, Mitzi’s a Vegemite sandwich now! Who wants to eat Mitzi????
SPONKIE 1: (Spreading Vegemite like a mad man) Living the dream!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
my mind movie is only for adults today hahahahahaha
I think that’s exactly what Mitzi has in mind…
Ohg yuck, Vegemite.
It does look pretty nasty!
It tastes like mud.
Ummm, blech?
What could be yuckier than a vegemite covered unicorn?
I hope The Sponkies have enough sense to pass on the vegemite snack…….
Pam
They’re too young to indulge in that treat. But their Daddy Rainbow Donkey is probably fetching his bib…
Hopefully Rainbow Donkey doesn’t come along now. Even seeing that sight is sure to land him in the dog house until after the new year!
Vegemite flavored bimbocorn might be worth the doghouse. I do say MIGHT because that stuff looks nasty, even on Mitzi!
Mitzi’s (and Sponkie 1’s) dream.
I do hope for the sake of Mitzi’s “sensitive areas” that that really is Vegemite and not a bottle of mouthwash or bathroom cleaner with a Vegemite label photoshopped on it…
Mitzi’s sensitive areas need not worry about residue from fake props. That’s actually a promotional piggy bank I got from work in the shape of a laundry detergent bottle off All Small and Mighty, which isn’t even made anymore…